Is this a variation on the Blind Fireman Golfers joke? (see end)
I generally use and reuse gift bags for everyone, blind or not. I have some gift bags with texture and extra ribbons, tassels, cloth rather than tissue, etc. to make them interesting.
A few years ago my wife's Christmas gift was "Every musical instrument I could find on Amazon Prime for a couple of bucks". The result was 17 amazon prime boxes which I didn't even pre open. The stack of them accumulated in the front hall closet all of November and December which drove her crazy. Even the $0.89 kazoo came in it's own box.
and the groaner joke, which as an engineer, a perfect engineering answer:
A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.
The engineer fumed, “What’s with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!”
The doctor chimed in, “I don’t know, but I’ve never seen such ineptitude!” The pastor said, “Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let’s have a word with him.”
“Hey George. Say, what’s with that group ahead of us? They’re rather slow, aren’t they?”
“Oh, yes, that’s a group of blind firemen,” the greens keeper replied. “They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime.”
The group was silent and respectful for a moment.
The pastor said, “That’s so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight.”
The doctor said, “Good idea. And I’m going to contact my colleagues and see if there’s anything he can do for sight.”
The engineer said, “Why can’t these guys play at night?”
fastfinge1 points7y ago
I now suddenly want to hear a song played on 17 random instruments, including kazoo. You know it'd go viral. LOL.
Edit: $1 is the kind of thing that makes me regret using Google.
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