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{Transcriber's note: the computer voice on the TV was extremely quiet and difficult to hear and understand throughout this video. I've done my best, but I would estimate that I have only achieved between 25 and 50 percent accuracy.}
[TV audio can be heard in the background. It is extremely quiet, and the words cannot be made out. The TV audio continues in the background while the presenter speaks. Based on the laugh track, the program may be a sitcom.]
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[Text to speech can be heard, probably coming from an iPhone using Voiceover with the Samantha Voice. The words cannot be made out clearly.]
Hi my name is joe. I'm here to demonstrate the Dish Network text to speech feature for the Hopper III. So, uh, you have this, the Hopper...I have the Hopper III, uh, just got this about two weeks ago. And you have a remote control...uh I'm blind totally blind, so I dunno what you're going to be looking at, but here's the remote control. Uh, very basic, uh, I like it. It's very small, feels sleek in the hand, uh, you know you have your quick features like power, ummm, DVR button, apps button, home button, uh, menu, uh cancel, options, ummm, search, of course your number pad, channels up and down, mute, recall, those kind of things. So anyway, uh, to get to the accessibility menu, you hit options twice. Which options is, you have the power button on the top left, then the home button straight...kinda straight down on the like the first button on the, the top row of the left s...uh, uh, first buttons. Then you have the cancel button right below that, and then if you go one over you have the options button. So you press that twice, and it would bring up an accessibility option. And that speaks regardless of if text to speech is turned on or off. Uh, and you have things in there like magnification, uh, closed captioning, uh, audio description and text to speech. So If I hit that twice...
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[a deep male computerized voice speaks]: options Enter accessibility menu.
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You can hear that now.
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[deep mail computer voice, speaking in the background]: closed caption is...audio description...magnific...text to...accessibility settings button. Cancel.
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So, ummm,
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[While the mail computerized voice was speaking, the TV audio could not be heard. When it stops speaking, the TV program returns to the background, in the middle of a laugh track.]
That kinda tells you like what's on. So I have text to speech already enabled. Uh, so I'm gonna hit the mini-guide and see what I'm seein' right now.
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[mail computerized voice]: Mini guide. The King of Queens. 11:30 PM. TV Land 106.
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Now what I did there is a quick guide. You can just hit the right arrow button and it will bring up a mini guide. Uh, so it's very basic information it doesn't really give you any descr...show description or anything. It just tells you what's coming on or what's on now and what's on next. And you can do that you can hit up and down and see the different channels. So If I hit
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[male computer voice]: Mini guide.
br...bring it back up.
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[male computer voice]: the King of Queens. 11:30 PM.
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11:30 to 12::00. And if I hit right again. It's on again at 12.
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[male computer voice]: The King of Queens.
12:30
[male computer voice]: the king of queens.
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[male computer voice]: everybody loves raymond.
And then everybody loves Raymond's on at 1. So,
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[male computer voice]: The King of Queens.. 11:30 PM.
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Now if I hit up,
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[Mail Computer Voice]: Geoff Braws Roasts criminals live. 11:00 PM. Comedy central...leviticus black magic. 11:05 PM. Lifeti...my crazy sex. 11:00 PM. Lifetime m...Chopped. 11:00 PM.
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Now,
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[male computer voice]: cancel.
I'm gonna hit cancel. Now,
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[the TV audio returns once again in the background.]
If I knew, that there was something on like so if I hit the the guide button here. And I wanna know, maybe, uh, I'm gonna hit 1:39 4 TBS. Ummm. And we'll see...now I'll show you what this does here.
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[male computer voice]: hit and run. TBS. 139. Movie 20 12. 2 of 4 star review. Charlie Bronson asks Shepherd. A nice guy with a shady past has a get away driver breaks out of the witness protection program in the backwater california town to drive his girlfriend, emmie krysyn belle, to Las Angeles for an important job interview. The pairs road trip takes an awkward and dangerous turn when they find that an inept federal agent, Tom Armond, and the mobster Brentley Cooper he testified against are both trying to hunt them down. HD. R. Press select to watch. Press info to go to detailed information.
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Now I can hit right, and see other options here.
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[male computer voice]: 1:30 to 4:00. The Mexican. Movie 2001. 2. 5 of 4 star review. Brad Pit stars as Jerry Welcome.
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So it goes
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[male computer voice]: The reluctant batman.
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As you can tell, uh,
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[male computer voice]: who has been given
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Uh.
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[male computer voice]: to 4:30 AM. New Burl.
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So now, say I wanted to look maybe I wanted to record new girl. I could actually.
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[the computer voice continues speaking in the background, but the words cannot be made out.]
I could actually click enter on this.
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[male computer voice]: Jeff plans an engagement party for sheeting zees. Not realizing Ceci's Mum is still aware her daughter is getting married.
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If I hit select.
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[male computer voice]: Record this. Selectable option. 1 of 4.
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So it brings up a menu here. I can record that, I can record the series, future airings, or see program info. And now I can just hit cancel to. Ummm, Now I'm gonna hit cancel again.
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[The TV audio returns in the background]
And, so you can do things like, uh, view your DVR as well. Uh, you can actually go in and delete something and then also view the trash folder. You can do on demand. You can do apps. Uh, however Netflix and youtube do not speak. Uh, so that's, you know kind of a downer. But there third party apps, so I don't think that they're ever going to speak. Ummm, but, you know just having the channel guide is awesome. I mean, if I wanna know what's on HBO.
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[male computer voice]: live TV. Now watching boxing. Miguelle Burghold verses francisco harvest. HBO east 300. Live TV.
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I know I you know, I...I wish it didn't read you the live TV so much, but it is helpful, especially if you get stuck kind of like, if you get stuck kind of in a ummm, in a loop or maybe it...it is nice to know you're on live TV. But I wish, sometimes it's like Live TV. Live TV. But uh, it is very very helpful. I'm, I'm totally blind I've been waiting for this feature for a long time, other cable companies, there are a few cable companies, well AT&T is a big company that's not doing anything at this point. Uh, Time Warner is another one. Or Spectrum. Uh, have not done anything. I...I...I commend Verizon, uh, Dish network and uh Comcast. Comcast and Verizon are not available in my area, Dish Network is, and so I went ahead and switched to them. I...I really just like it. I mean, here's another thing that I like to, I...being a sports fan, you know having to flip through channel, I didn't wouldn't know who's playing until you know hopefully the announcers would say something. But if I hit like 143 for ESPN,
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[male computer voice]: now watching CBK. Cansado at Pepperdine. ESPN2 143.
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