I'm having a laugh at the timeliness of this article. When I was out for my morning run last Wednesday, I met with a parked caravan (trailer). It was in someone's driveway, but the tow section was sticking out and blocking the entire footpath and went into it at full pelt. Sweet 10-15cm long, 1cm wide, gash on my left leg (very neat, apparently the muscle was visible), and I fractured my radius in my right arm near the elbow in the fall (note to self: broken bones are not fun, do not acquire another).

Me: 0, Caravan: 1 (I'll have an awesome scar on my leg though, so that's pretty cool)