What kind of funny/odd questions have you gotten due to you being blind/VI?(self.Blind)
submitted by KingWithoutClothes
Last week, the following conversation took place between me and a girl that is in my class at uni. I thought it was kinda funny and wanted to share it.
Her: *slightly awkward* Can I maybe... uh, ask you a question?
Me: Sure
Her: *pointing at my white cane* So uh... how exactly does your cane work?
Me: *a bit confused* How do you mean, "how does it work"?
Her: I mean... like... does it work with GPS?
Me: Uhhh no? It's just a cane.
Her: Yeah I know but I mean, like, is there some sort of infrared or whatever and then it tells you when you get close to an object?
Me: No... it's just a cane.
Her: *with a very confused look on her face* So, like, there's nothing inside?!
Me: Nope. It's just a stick, that's it. I move it like a pendulum so I feel when something is coming.
Her: *still very confused* But then you constantly walk into stuff??
Me: *grinning* Yup. That's what it's like to be blind.
I thought she was cute but I also thought it was strange that a girl with a very good education does not know what white canes for the blind are or "how they work".
Anyway, have you gotten any odd questions from strangers or work colleagues etc. that made you think to yourself "uhhh okay??" ?
Sight40412 points4y ago
You should've lied and told her you have a GPS cane.
vwlsmssng16 points4y ago
Should have lied and said the cane is a babe detector.
beep beep beep BEEP BEEP **BEEEEEP**
I think OP may have missed out on some flirting here.
Sight4048 points4y ago
"I use it to echo-locate DAT BOOTY!" \*whack\*
KingWithoutClothes [OP]9 points4y ago
The thing is, I'm actually quite proud of all the O and M training I did. Took me several months and it was a pain in the butt. So I wouldn't want to lie about that ;-).
RJHand2 points4y ago
Can blind people be gay? Yeah? What the hell kind of question is that? But like, how do you know, you can't see titties. Seriously? So because i'm blind I just don't have a sexual orientation? And just because i'm not gay doesn't mean other blind people aren't. Actually had that conversation with someone in school a few weeks ago. Prick.
SunnyLego7 points4y ago
When I was standing holding my white cane, with a friend next to me at a concert, a random came up and said to my friend "Can she like music, can she go to gigs?" at which my friend replied with "Ask her yourself, she's not deaf!"
KingWithoutClothes [OP]4 points4y ago
This is actually not so funny as much as it is great you brought it up. I've had a similar situation on the bus just the other day, when a woman asked my wife whether I wanted to have her seat. My wife replied by saying: "No thanks, he's okay". For the next 20 minutes or so I felt incredibly miserable and I couldn't quite pinpoint why. Then I suddenly realized that this was not the first time this had happened. In fact, people talk to my wife ALL THE TIME when they have a question about me. Whenever I'm out on my own they ask me directly but whenever I'm out with my wife, they only address her (although the question usually concerns me). This is extremely hurtful. It makes me feel like I'm some dog or something like that. It's super dehumanizing. I just don't understand why people do that. I later talked with my wife about it and it was an enlightening moment for her too. I was legally blind for my whole life but my vision has become much worse during the past 3 years to the point where I'm practically blind. So all of this stuff is still quite new for her and me. We have agreed that she will try to react differently next time this happens and simply tell the person to ask me directly. Sometimes I wish I had the guts to just aggressively say something like: "Hello? I'm blind, I'm not an inanimate object, you can talk to me directly if you wanna know something!" But I'm just too much of an agreeable person. This can be tricky because I've learned that as disabled individuals, we sometimes need to use our elbows.
samarositz1 points3y ago
Goodness, I have this problem big time. Especially wen going on dates. Its gotten to the point where I don't even like to go out that much. If you come up with any way to prevent it, please share.
matt_may6 points4y ago
At least she called it a cane. Most people call mine a stick. I get insulted. I don't carry a stick! We're not barbarians!
zuckernburg1 points4y ago
Sorry but as a non blind I had to look up what that word meant, in my defense I'm not native English speaking, I'd probably just have called it a walking stick
eyesign075 points4y ago
I am blind in one eye, I have a scleral shell and when I inform someone about my vision, stating “I’m blind in one eye and have a fake eye” they still ask me if I can see out of it. I’ve gotten so used to this question. Now I just usually tap on it with my finger to prove my point. Why would anyone honestly think I could see through my fake eye?? Why would anyone have a fake eye if they could still see?
zuckernburg2 points4y ago
I dunno maybe it's some high tech mini camera with the sensor plugged into your nerves
oncenightvaler3 points4y ago
how do you go to the washroom? from a second grader when I was in fifth grade and doing a presentation for their class on being totally blind.
WeSaidMeh3 points4y ago
Not blind, but I worked with blind people, and am still friends with some.
* Can you / How do you have sex? * Who does your chores? * How do you get ready alone in the morning?
Many sighted (and stupid, I guess) people seem to think that being blind is the same as being physically or mentally handicapped and you can't do anything at all on your own.
Also, some tend to speak loud and slow to blind people. One of my blind friends once responded to that with "You sound like you have severe mental issues, therefore I'm glad I'm just blind".
zuckernburg1 points4y ago
Kinda of topic but I know that a lot of people do this with elders aswell where they talk to them like children, sure they have some problems but they aren't stupid, sure maybe if you're talking to someone that has trouble hearing then mumble a little less, but again it's not like they are simply stupid
JeruldForward3 points4y ago
I'm not completely blind, I'm on the cusp of legal blindness. Back in high school I would wear contacts. People would always ask why I sit in the front of the class, hold my phone close to my face, etc. I didn't know how to describe what I have back then, so I'd just say I have trouble seeing. Then they'd always ask, "Why don't you wear glasses?" So one day, I decided to get some so I could stop this from happening. But then whenever I had to explain my vision problem to someone new, they'd ask, "How can you not see? I mean you have your glasses on." This was one of the many reasons I didn't enjoy high school.
KingWithoutClothes [OP]1 points4y ago
I see much less than you but I can definitely empathize. I think the big problem here is that people are curious... but then again they don't care *that* much. This is an issue that troubles me very much to this very day because I have to deal with it even inside my family. For example my siblings - despite having grown up with me - are not very well informed about my disability. Partially this is because they've never been interested in it on a deeper level. There's always this expectations of "can you please explain me your situation in 5 sentences or less." But there are things that simply can't be broken down like that. Sometimes I also notice this when I meet new people and I'm never quite sure how to react. If I feel like the person isn't properly interested, I don't want to answer his/her questions at all (because I find it a bit insulting). On the other hand, people have accused me of being sulky when I did that.
dysconfigurated3 points4y ago
Why would you agree that you walk into stuff?
KingWithoutClothes [OP]6 points4y ago
Because oftentimes I do. Sometimes I simply miss things with my cane, especially when there is a construction site with all kinds of metal poles and signs standing around. Other times I catch them with my cane but I happen to walk fast because I'm in a hurry and end up stabbing myself in the stomach with my cane. And finally there are of course all those moments at home where I don't use the cane. My wife and I live in a relatively small apartment with a narrow hallway and I walk into things allll the time. Doors that are half open and that I don't see, door frames, the corner of the bed, the table, my wife... anything really.
fbracing023 points4y ago
Mostly the funny reactions after I take people for a ride in this. https://youtu.be/w77mZz0RilA
My vision is 20/200 on a good day
vwlsmssng2 points4y ago
Passenger: "OMG this is so scary I daren't open my eyes"
Driver: "Funny you should say that ...."
fbracing022 points4y ago
I normally wait until people are properly freaking out before I remind them I can't see the corners
vwlsmssng1 points4y ago
> ... I can't see the corners
It would only slow you down if you could ;-)
CassieBear993 points4y ago
Been asked how I can be out on my own a lot, or how i get dressed
KingWithoutClothes [OP]6 points4y ago
Lol. Clearly these people have never gotten dressed in the dark.
Stick812 points4y ago
Once while touring Ruby Falls, I was using my cane, and following my group. We had made it to the end of the cave, and taken pics near the falls, as we made our way back to the lift, we passed another group heading the opposite direction. As I passed I heard a small child ask their parent "Is he allowed to fish down here?". It was cute, and we joked about it later.
KingWithoutClothes [OP]1 points4y ago
Haha, yes that is indeed cute :-)
mehgcap2 points4y ago
My stand-out comical question is, "How do you take a shower?"
What stands out most in my mind about the "how do you..." questions is when I was interviewed for my current job. A good amount of time was spent on me explaining how I use my phone, what braille is, how I can use a Windows computer, what my guide dog does, etc. All fair questions from someone looking to hire me, and in retrospect, I don't blame the interviewer for asking. It just struck me as odd at the time.
annibear2 points4y ago
In an airport: "How does your guide dog read to you?" Asked *entirely seriously.*
KingWithoutClothes [OP]2 points4y ago
Hahaha that is hilarious. Makes me wanna have a talking guide dog ;-)
That's like when I went on an exchange year to the US back in High School and some kids at my American high school asked me: "Do you guys have cars in Switzerland too?" to which I replied: "No, we all ride on pigs." The sarcasm was completely lost on them. Instead they replied in a completely serious tone: "Oh wowww! Isn't that dangerous?" Priceless moment lol.
zuckernburg1 points4y ago
Someone told me that when she was on exchange someone asked"If you know so much about Europe then what's the capital huh!" Unironic
saharacanuck2 points4y ago
Lol. Maybe she watched one too many episodes of covert affair and thought everyone had the same infrared tech.
Stick812 points4y ago
It's not laser, but I have the Ray Mobility Aid, it's pretty handy when I'm moving in a familiar place, or in a single level structure. It uses sound waves to detect obstacles, and either beeps or vibrates at varying intensities as I get closer to an obstacles. A cane like Auggie's would be nice, but mine is a fair substitute.
saharacanuck1 points4y ago
That sounds really cool!
that_red_ta1 points4y ago
Not blind but visually impared and color blind, I remember one time this girl asked me if I could see black people. Didnt really know how to react to that so I just awkwardly laughed and said uh yeah
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