If you close your eyes do you think you're dreaming?

This has to be one of the stupidest questions we've had in this sub, and we've had some doozies.

I mean, being awake or not is more than just your eyes being open or closed.

Bruh.

The first thing you do is open your eyes when you wake up? That honestly sounds uncomfortable and awful. My first reaction on waking is to find my alarm and turn it off.
You must have some really realistic dreams too. It’s just a shot in the dark here but I’m pretty sure clouds aren’t made out of teeth outside of dreams.