This. I wish people would stop getting offended for us

I totally agree. When I make these types of jokes, my brothers used to not like it but now they tell me about other phrases and thinks so we can crack up about them.

That's fair, tbh in my case I just never notice it and neither do (edit) sighted people around me, since the whole point of these expressions is that they're not literal. When you call someone a "dick" or a "cunt" you don't picture (whoops?) literal genitals, because that's obviously not the meaning in context, and in the same way the word "see" is very often used to mean something other than "perceive visually" and even when it is, who gives a shit.

The only thing that kind of offends me (and even that's a strong word) is using "blind" or "watch where you're going" as a literal insult for someone who's being clumsy, because it hits a little too close to home since I'm both losing my vision and clumsy as fuck.

Then again I've been called ableist (by an able-bodied person, no less) for calling an asshole a fucktard and called racist for expressing misgivings about harassing gay Jews on Grindr with BDS Discourse™, so I may not be the best authority on what passes as woke for able-bodied, upper-middle-class, white 14 year olds at this point.