So growing up as a sighted kids with a blind parent can be fun. This is just one or many such funny drinking stories from the past.

Cast.

Me
My dad the blind joker
My brother
And my brothers not so bright girlfriend at the time I will call Becky

Growing up dad had a rule one very important rule.
If we wanted to drink or try a drugs that's fine but do it at home in a controlled environment.

Both me and brother thought this was cool and respected it
And dad has lived in this house since he was a kid he bought if off his parents so walks around like any sighted person would.

So to the story.

Friday after work I get home having stopped at bottle shop for beer and rum and dad tells me my brother is also home and had a new girlfriend who according to dad is as bright as a broken light bulb.

ME..
Cool dad I got beer and rum you want some?
Dad.
Sure your brother out back drinking anyway

So I put beer in fridge tell dad what shelf and wander out back say hi to my brother and introduce myself to his girlfriend and dad joins us.

Were all sitting there drinking chatting playing drinking games listening to music.

You know the game roll the dice. double that's 2 shots ok 61 your safe bugger 42 I loose drink 2 shots of rum etc

So we're all getting plastered dad more so after loosing the last 4 rounds and drinking 8 shots of rum.

Dad
We need more beer? I need chips or nuts.
Me
3 cans left dad and nut would be cool
Brother
Dad can you grab some cheese and crackers too.
Dad
Now that sound good

Dad stands up staggers a bit heads to back door and promptly walks full tilt onto wall.

Both me and brother in unison
Dad you ok

Dad
It's all good I'm just blind drunk and off he heads inside

Both me and brother basically spit the dummy and piss ourselves laughing at dads classic dad joke.

Becky not laughing and telling us off for laughing at our dad walking into wall.

What is so funny about your dad walking into a wall.

Me
Nothimg laughing harder
Brother
He's blind drunk nearly crying with laughter
Becky
And what's funny about that
Me
He's blind......
Becky cutting me offf
Yes I know blind drunk very funny
Brother
No he's blind
Becky
I know you said that he's blind drunk I don't see what's so funny about that.

Dad comes back out with tray of food and more beer
As he has done for countless years tray on table pulls couple of beers off tab calls our names and tosses us a beer each.

Dad
So what's so funny?
Becky
Your sons were being rude laughing at you for being blind drunk.
Dad
Starts laughing did I do a dad joke
Me and brother
Yep dad a great dad joke
Becky
There is nothing funny about being blind drunk.
Dad
Yes there is I am blind and I am drunk.
Becky clearly not understanding
Me
Covering my eyes my dad is blind
Brother does same thing.
Becky
still not understanding says blind drunk is not funny
Dad
Becky look at my eyes I am blind I cannot see.

Now dad has detached retinas and after countless failed surgerys they look like a Jackson Pollock painting.

Becky looks screams jumps up and basically runs out back gate never to be seen again.

We three Musketeers continue to drink play games and chat till our mum gets home and we all got told off for not cooking dinner

We all didn't care we were as dad put it

It's fine dear were all just

blind drunk

just order pizza

Which caused another round or pissing ourselves laughing as the dad joke.