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"How do blind people know when to stop wiping?" (self.Blind)
submitted by Juan_Tuthree
I heard this question in a youtube video and im like "um can you not feel when your ass is dry and clean?" Like seriously i find it weird that sighted people have to look at their shit to be able to know when their ass is clean. Sighted people are fucking weird
Laser_Lens_4 16 points 3y ago
Well, this is different.
thumpetto007 11 points 3y ago
I'm sighted, and let me tell you, if you dont look, I will bet money you still have shit on your asshole. If you dont use wet wipes or dampen the toilet paper before wiping, I will also bet money on the presence of shit you still have clinging to your wrinkly anal sphincter.
Im extremely sensitive, and particular, and I can only tell if I missed something (usually a tiny piece of rolled up tp) as Im walking around.
Most people, whether they realise it or not, wear underpants so they dont have to wipe for 10 minutes, and literally won't soil their pants (or whatever they are wearing) with the shit they didnt wipe off.
Im extremely sensitive, and particular, and I can only tell if I missed something (usually a tiny piece of rolled up tp) as Im walking around.
Most people, whether they realise it or not, wear underpants so they dont have to wipe for 10 minutes, and literally won't soil their pants (or whatever they are wearing) with the shit they didnt wipe off.
Juan_Tuthree [OP] 12 points 3y ago
Been legally blind my whole life, been wiping my ass without looking my whole life. I use a lot of tp but my ass is clean. Don't ASSume you know how clean a mans ass is lol
thumpetto007 1 points 3y ago
You are right, my comment was stupid. Sorry I was being insensitive.
Juan_Tuthree [OP] -1 points 3y ago
Aye man its all in good fun though just teasing ya
lmperceptible 6 points 3y ago
Yeah, it can feel clean, but you can easily miss some.
DrillInstructorJan 10 points 3y ago
One day I'm going to write a biography, and this will be its title.
slightlyunhingedlady 10 points 3y ago
I am redesigning my parents bathroom and am putting a bidet in for my mother for this reason
Fifteen_inches 7 points 3y ago
Bidets are the propane of bathroom equipment; clean, efficient, and cost effective
ira_finn 7 points 3y ago
"we sell butt cleaners and butt cleaning accessories"
NovemberGoat 2 points 3y ago
I knew there were still great people in the world. You're one of them.
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ScarReincarnated 7 points 3y ago
When it stopped being sticky. Having a bidet helps. To be super sure, jump to the shower. Avoid public restrooms.
blackberrybunny 2 points 3y ago
Obviously, you still want to know the answer....otherwise, you simply would not have continued on posting your question and thoughts about it, LOL.
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Just wipe. Then when it feels 'dry', wipe some more. With more clean paper. Then, just to be extra sure, wipe again a couple of times. That is a few good long wipe wipe wipes, with a couple of extra good handfuls of paper.
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Just wipe. Then when it feels 'dry', wipe some more. With more clean paper. Then, just to be extra sure, wipe again a couple of times. That is a few good long wipe wipe wipes, with a couple of extra good handfuls of paper.
Juan_Tuthree [OP] 2 points 3y ago
Dude i go through lots of toilet paper. I wipe until its butt hair ripping dry
Juan_Tuthree [OP] 1 points 3y ago
Ok did you guys just read the title or the whole post?
guitarandbooks 1 points 3y ago
Really? Are you serious? Ugggggg.
I have a BA degree and while very few people have asked me about getting through college etc, people seemed to be amazed that I can fry an egg, fold laundry, wash dishes, bathe my dog, and other things of that nature. I can also change a tire. Do you know the amount of people that have a license and own their own vehicle but are not able to change a tire themselves? I think it's pretty funny...and pretty pathetic but I'm drifting off topic a bit now...
I actually had somebody ask me how I shave without cutting myself all the time. Dude! All the freaking things I've listed above, and many more, can be done correctly and safely with zero sight! It's not that difficult! This includes cleaning yourself after going to the bathroom. It's not rocket science.
I have a BA degree and while very few people have asked me about getting through college etc, people seemed to be amazed that I can fry an egg, fold laundry, wash dishes, bathe my dog, and other things of that nature. I can also change a tire. Do you know the amount of people that have a license and own their own vehicle but are not able to change a tire themselves? I think it's pretty funny...and pretty pathetic but I'm drifting off topic a bit now...
I actually had somebody ask me how I shave without cutting myself all the time. Dude! All the freaking things I've listed above, and many more, can be done correctly and safely with zero sight! It's not that difficult! This includes cleaning yourself after going to the bathroom. It's not rocket science.
Juan_Tuthree [OP] 1 points 3y ago
Yeah i was born legally blind and i live alone. I play 3 instruments and im fairly good at videogames. I can even read with my eyes despite my nystagmus although doing so is very taxing. I can get around without a cane and my acuity is 20/200 in my good eye. We can do damn near anything we set our mind to and indeed are capable of great things yet the common populace believes us to be helpless cripples who cant wipe our own ass
RJHand 1 points 3y ago
Bruh, you got nerves in your ass.... If it starts feeling like your scraping sandpaper on that motherfucker well ya know you got it all
Juan_Tuthree [OP] 2 points 3y ago
I get the feeling you only read the title
RJHand 1 points 3y ago
Nah but seemed others were explaining it as well so I joined in. No hard feelings bro.
Envrin 1 points 3y ago
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Yeah, that's a pretty stupid question. What?
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Do sighted people stand with their back to the mirror, and spread their cheeks to check it out after they take a shit, and make sure they're clean, or?
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Speaking of this, I miss living in SE Asia. Bum guns are great! Toilet paper is just nasty.
Yeah, that's a pretty stupid question. What?
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Do sighted people stand with their back to the mirror, and spread their cheeks to check it out after they take a shit, and make sure they're clean, or?
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Speaking of this, I miss living in SE Asia. Bum guns are great! Toilet paper is just nasty.
dancingpianofairy 3 points 3y ago
Nah, we look at the toilet paper after wiping.
rentfulpariduste 1 points 3y ago
Thought I'd chime in on this one to provide a data point from a sighted person with a sensitive corn hole, funny enough, I just discovered the rear view mirror trick; I recently moved into a place where the bathroom mirror extends behind the toilet, and it has changed my life, verifying that I got that last little bit stuck in the flaps.
r/ShittyLifeProTips
Butt yeah, it's an assinine question, and bidets for the win. Bum guns, that's hilarious, I'll have to use that one.
Envrin 1 points 3y ago
Bum guns are awesome! It's like a nice little shower down there each time, so you're always as clean as can be. Plus there's none of this hurting the envrionment with toilet paper.
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AP-scare 1 points 3y ago
I am seeing and I don’t have to look you just know when your butt is clean lol
dancingpianofairy 3 points 3y ago
It's true, but I still compulsively check most of the time.
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