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I have to wear an eye patch! What can I tell strangers. (self.Blind)
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I have to wear a eye patch for a bit and of course I know people might ask what’s wrong. Wondering what silly stories I can say to make them laugh. I don’t want it to be awkward. Suggestions?
MaplePaws 6 points 2y ago
I totally would find a hook for my hand and start talking like a pirate, then have some tall tales for how you lost your eye fighting some sea monster.
Apprehensive_Art3339 1 points 2y ago
And after you tell them your fantastical pirate-y stories, you can chuckle, then say “actually, me parrot got a bit annoyed with me and he pecked it out.”
[deleted] [OP] 1 points 2y ago
Hahaha! Yes!!! I’m liking this! Thanks!!!!
casserole_cat 3 points 2y ago
Just pull a switch-a-roo and ask them why they aren’t wearing one
[deleted] [OP] 2 points 2y ago
Omg!!!! Yes! I will definitely use that one! Thanks!!!
OutWestTexas 3 points 2y ago
I would be tempted to tell them I had a Red Rider BB Gun like on A Christmas Story movie
[deleted] [OP] 1 points 2y ago
Holy! I had to look it up lol. So say I shot myself with one?
PBaz1337 3 points 2y ago
Tell them you're auditioning for Alestorm.
[deleted] [OP] 1 points 2y ago
Omg!!!! This is gold!! Thanks and i think I have a new band I like!
BlueRock956 2 points 2y ago
You are protecting your eye against Covid.
[deleted] [OP] 1 points 2y ago
Lmao!!!!! Omg that’s clever lol
Stephen_Falken 2 points 2y ago
>Well, I got in a fight with the refrigerator,...... lets just say the carrots won.
[deleted] [OP] 2 points 2y ago
Hahahaha!!! Thanks!
zapto_gamer 1 points 1y ago
Sad that OP deleted their account, would have loved to hear an update with some of the reactions they got by using some of these lol.
chinakow 1 points 2y ago
zapto_gamer 1 points 2y ago
You should say “you should see the other guy”
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