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Any good blind jokes? (self.Blind)

submitted by Criptedinyourcloset

Hello fellow blind people. I am obviously blind, and I love making blind jokes, roast, and things like that. I was wondering if anyone has any really good ones that I could annoy my friends with. We love to roast each other and we even like roasting our teachers. It’s so fun and me and my friends are the type of people that can dish and take anything. So I just want to hear your best blind jokes/roasts you got so me and my friends can have a little bit of fun roasting each other. Thanks guys.

Edit. Thank you to the kind a stranger that gave me the gold award. It’s my first coat ever. I’m so happy right now.

Iamheno 8 points 2y ago

well like any good joke you’ll never see the punchline coming

zersiax 5 points 2y ago

lol I bet you just made a post a whole bunch of people did not see coming ;)

Only1lunatica 4 points 2y ago

a blind dudes favorite joke is "a blind guy walk into a bar" followed by silence

BlindRyan1 4 points 2y ago

No response. Must be that deaf bitch (It's a meme. Google it.)

My favorite blind joke is ending every social interaction with "seeya." I know some truly filthy ones but that's my favorite.

Also, blind training DOES have off-label uses. I always thought it might but now that I have a wife, can confirm. That's kind of a nice ego stroke... among other things.

snow671 3 points 2y ago

You really gotta hand it to blind prostitutes

Iamheno 3 points 2y ago

How do you keep Helen Keller busy for an afternoo?

Give her a basketball to read.

Fuzzybo 2 points 2y ago

BlindLuck72 1 points 2y ago

What do you say when 2 blind people meet at the bar?

They ran into each other :)

czar_saladking 1 points 2y ago

Question: Do you think most blind people are okay with blind jokes? I’m curious, because I feel like a lot of people who have sight can often feel uncomfortable with blind jokes out of fear of hurting someone’s feelings. However, I know someone who is deaf and they make a lot of deaf jokes. Is it the same with most blind people? I don’t think I know anyone on a personal level who is blind.

I also wonder if it is different depending on how old a blind person is when they become blind. For example, are people who are blind from a young age more relaxed about the whole situation then people who end up being blind in older age?

Edit: I’m not blind by the way, sorry if I didn’t make that clear

Criptedinyourcloset [OP] 1 points 2y ago

Well. Most of the people I’ve met that are blind in my school don’t care. But that’s probably may be because of the fact that I go to a literal blind school. But yeah, it is kind of like death jokes. No one cares. And for your second question, I don’t really think it matters by age. I hear a lot of stories about blind guys in their 20s at a bar or something just going at it. But like everything, try not to be too offensive if you don’t know the person too well. I can get very out there with my friends because i’ve known them for five years. But if it’s someone you just met, you might want to take it a little easy with the jokes until you know their comfort level and what they’re OK with.

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