My priest told me he'd pray for healing. I pretty much can do that myself.

I'm Christian, but have had people pray for me. I just let them and don't say anything.

This sounds promising. Which specific Baptist church and how much do I have to pay to get VIP access?

I get it, and I don’t look down on those that are religious because in somesituations it can be a good moral rock to have, but I just have a serious problem with people that whole-heartedly believe that my sight, medically proven to be f’ed up and not coming back without anything short of new eyeballs or optical nerves and all the other jazz that accompanies them, will come back with thinking really hard about it. If you honestly think that is a possibility, you should have your head checked. And I mean that in the nicest way possible, really.

I am not saying that to you, i mean prayer and religion as a whole. Again, religious people are alright and good for them for having a decent heart and wanting good things in life, but I live in reality where things are real, ya know? We’re all allowed to subscribe to whatever newspaper we want and I’m okay with that.

yeah, I've made that mistake a few times. thought it would be a quick and simple thing but instead they want to drop everything and put their hand(s) on my head/shoulders/face/whatever and pray for me then and there, in like a full blown 5 minute thing. hella awkward dude, just let me out of the uber please.

“I’d like to see you try to look at your own asshole Kyle” would be my response

Couple of times I've answered that's what the dog is for.

One bark for clean, two for keep wiping, whine for "lay off the chilli dude".

Usually get downvoted because sarcasm in the face of an asinine question that gets repeated to death isn't appropriate and I should be pleasant and educational at all times.

White cane out the driver side window, dog pokes his head out the other side and woofs if I'm going to hit something.

I drive my Chevorlegs