I‘m an American currently in a commonwealth country. I was going down the path in the local park, shorelining with my cane when I passed a kid, maybe 5 years old, going the other way.
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”Are you playing cricket?” the kid asked.
”Me?” I asked.
”Yeah. Are you playing cricket?”
I couldn’t help but laugh out loud. Several times a week in this same park, I hear kids yell loudly to their parents, ”What is that person doing with that stick???” It happened twice just today after the cricket kid. One day, I was holding a sighted guide’s arm in the same park and only sort of holding my cane as a signal and the loud question came again from a nearby kid. The mom explained that it was to help me since I can’t see and she asked her kid if he could see how that works. The kid answered loudly, “No.” Haha. Of course he douldn’t because I wasn’t actually using the cane at the time, just holding it. At least he was honest. Kids make me laugh, but “Are you playing cricket” is now my favorite question.
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Definitely surpasses the adult that asked if it was a metal detector. (I wish I’d replied that “yes, it detects metal by making a clanging noice when it hits metal.”)
KillerLag16 points11m ago
Wait until they ask if that is a lightsaber!
spaceship4parakeet [OP]12 points11m ago
Maybe I can say “I’m walking an invisible dog.”
carolineecouture7 points11m ago
This I actually don't mind. It seems like the child was curious, not mean-spirited. I agree it's funny!
spaceship4parakeet [OP]3 points11m ago
Yeah, I think it particularly hit my funny bone because I never would have heard that question back in America. I think you hold a cricket bat down toward the ground, so I guess a cane would look kind of like that.
OldManOnFire3 points11m ago
That's adorable =)
SiriuslyGranger2 points11m ago
Are you playing cricket? :D
retrolental_morose2 points11m ago
Kids are brilliant. When I had a guide dog on one arm and a baby on my back, I'd regularly be late for literally everything I walked to because of so many interruptions, questions etc.
spaceship4parakeet [OP]1 points11m ago
That sounds exhausting!
retrolental_morose1 points11m ago
Oh, no, no more exhausting than bringing up the kid or looking after the dog, I guess.
Nowadays she's turning into a grumpy teen, so I kinda look back at those days with some nostalgia!
bradley222 points11m ago
Kids are awesome :-)
matt_may1 points11m ago
I live in a US small tourist city. In a park and a young girl walked over to me very concerned and asked in an English accent, “how’d it ‘appen?” She thought I’d had an accident. She was maybe six. Told her I was born this way. Not totally true but close enough. Thought it was funny and nice. Adults ignore me (fine), try to help or are rude
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