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What are some celebrity memoirs that were most obviously NOT ghostwritten? (self.books)
submitted 1d ago by DayOldTurkeySandwich
I love the memoir genre. Just so easy to read a one-off story that tells somebody's life and who they are, or at least who they want you to think they are. I've read introductions in books like Juiced or If I Did It where the ghostwriter tells the horrifying stories of trying to get their subjects like Canseco and Simpson to sit down for interviews so they could write their books for them and it being like pulling teeth. We know lugheads like Canseco or Simpson didn't sit down at their computer for one second to write those types of books, but what are some examples where you can tell the celebrity DID do the work themselves?

For all its faults I thought it seemed clear Matthew Perry did the writing himself on his tell-all. The voice was unmistakably his and filled with the types of mistakes that a professional wouldn't have put in their in the first place. Drew Carey in the introduction to his memoir Dirty Jokes and Beer mentions insisting on writing his book himself against his agent's wishes, and broadcaster Al Michaels mentions something similar about writing the book being like getting 18 root canals. The voice and familiar phrases are all so signature Al that I'm convinced the old man stubbornly did it himself. Given he wrote, "The Audacity of Hope" well before he was famous I think it's safe to assume Barack put in the work himself on "Promised Land" as well.

What are some other exampes?
trans_asari 1653 points 1d ago
Carrie Fisher's memoirs are wonderful and authentic.
Tomorrowsup 815 points 1d ago
Another piece of evidence is that she had an under the radar career as one of Hollywood’s best Script Doctors. Her writing was probably her most dependable source of income in her later years.
BudgetMattDamon 250 points 1d ago
In case you didn't know, her last movie has yet to be released and has been in post for something like 7 years now IIRC.
SullyB1981 140 points 1d ago
It actually released last month! Looks like it’s available to rent on demand.
PM_Me-Your_Freckles 75 points 1d ago
And the name of that movie?
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WorstPiesInLondon 115 points 1d ago
I love all her books so much. I listen to the audiobooks of Princess Diarist and Wishful Drinking on long car trips and almost forget she’s gone.
Maptothesharts 47 points 1d ago
Surrender the Pink has been a go to for a couple decades for me, so comforting to hear her voice.
BringMeInfo 18 points 1d ago
I got to see Wishful Drinking on Broadway and it was such a good time. I wasn’t even much of a Star Wars fan or anything, she was just funny and insightful as hell.
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jaidit 50 points 1d ago
Fisher was certainly not the first person to face parental opposition to becoming a writer, but might be unique that her mother insisted that she go into acting.
Pyreapple 81 points 23h ago
Jennette McCurdy falls into this exact description also.
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FSMFan_2pt0 187 points 1d ago
Born Standing Up - Steve Martin

He's authored other books, and clearly wrote this one. It's a great read, especially if you're a fan. It was fascinating to see him go from just a regular guy, to magic enthusiast, to dive bar standup, to eventually stardom.
DiligentHelicopter70 47 points 1d ago
I absolutely adore Steve Martin and have basically my whole life. I still remember a quote of his in my freshman college English class textbook: acting is something I do once or twice a year but writing is something I do every day.
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-kilgoretrout- 588 points 1d ago
My favorite type of celebrity memoirs to read are usually comedians/television writers, so they don't come across ghostwritten because writing a book is just another avenue of their writing profession. My favorites are Tina Fey, Mindy Kaling, H Jon Benjamin, Simon Pegg; I could go on and on...
ItsJOVANI 316 points 1d ago
Totally agree! Also Amy Poehler clearly wrote hers because she complained about having to write it several times in the book
NAINOA- 16 points 20h ago
I think at one point she says writing a memoir is like trying to sculpt a marble statue out of a refrigerator with a screwdriver or something like that.
emilylouise221 126 points 1d ago
Bossypants is a fantastic and favorite read.
Corporation_tshirt 14 points 21h ago
I liked that book a lot. My favorite part was when she went through all the different writers on 30 Rock and gave each of them credit for what were in her opinions the best lines each of them came up with on the show (including Donald Glover, who I was amazed to hear wrote on the show)
KatieCashew 10 points 22h ago
The audiobook is great since it's read by Tina Fey. Her delivery is excellent.
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Shiny_and_ChromeOS 35 points 23h ago
I listened to Bossypants in my car so much, Tina Fey still owes me $250 for a speeding ticket I got after missing a speed limit sign late at night.
whittlinwood 75 points 1d ago
Bruce Campbell is a other great one for that list. Not quite a comedian, but close enough.
Fun-Badger3724 11 points 1d ago
I read a few pages of his memoir in a coffee shop once and I was certainly amused.
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Webcat86 39 points 1d ago
Simon Pegg was very clearly his but it almost worked against him, for me. The writing was good, but it jumped all over the place chronologically and I _hated_ that stupid sci-fi story he wrote between every chapter. I found the book pretty torturous as a result
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chillyhellion 57 points 1d ago
I highly recommend the audiobook version of All About Me, by Mel Brooks
Orodruin666 9 points 1d ago
Is it read by Mel?
MK7135 17 points 1d ago
Yes!
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BaconPancakes1 47 points 1d ago
In this vein, Miriam Margolyes' and Bob Mortimer's autobios are pretty great, for the Brits in the thread.
Dave-C 18 points 1d ago
Check out Norm MacDonald's book, it is great.
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Unusual-Historian360 1854 points 1d ago
I'm Glad My Mom Died by Jennette McCurdy
horseruth 337 points 1d ago
Highly recommend the audio book as it is her reading. Just so well done.
the-z 214 points 1d ago
The reading is so good. Everything is so matter-of-fact that when the emotion actually breaks through it's devastating.
Unusual-Historian360 34 points 1d ago
Yes. 100% agree.
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politicalanalysis 452 points 1d ago
It’s one of the rare celebrity memoirs that feels like it has a point to be written.

Comparing to something like McConoughey’s Greenlights (which was a fun time) it’s pretty clear that he just wanted to have a bit of fun, even when he tries to say something meaningful or important, it’s just a fun little book that’s unlikely to really change your view on the world or anything.

McCurdy feels very different. It feels like a book that needed to be written. It changed how I thought about grief and abuse and family. If she hadn’t been a celebrity, but had just lived a life with similar family experiences, I would have been just as interested in reading this memoir. It wasn’t about her career as a child star as much as it was about being raised by a narcissist and grieving a parent you didn’t really like but still cared for.

My dad went to prison 15 years ago for some horrible, horrible shit. I haven’t talked to him since and I never will. Grieving the loss of that relationship felt similar to some of the things McCurdy describes experiencing.
flyboy_za 39 points 19h ago
If you're interested, The Glass Castle may work for you. Also autobiographical about a victim of a very dysfunctional family, properly eye opening and pretty rough to read.
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acrossthegrain 99 points 1d ago
As someone who deals daily with the complexities of grief, this is a great book even apart from it being written by a celebrity. I truly wish her the best. And F Dan Schneider.
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Ornery_P0tato 114 points 1d ago
Immediately thought of this! Poor woman.
kat82au1 66 points 1d ago
JUST FINISHED THIS AUDIOBOOK! I had never watched iCarly and had no idea who she was but i LOVED her candour and that authorial voice can only be authentic
thecurseofchris 46 points 1d ago
One of my favs. I hope she can translate well into fiction.
MrInopportune 22 points 1d ago
Is she planning on writing more? That's fantastic news
damen65 9 points 21h ago
I remember reading somewhere that she got a fiction book deal and she's working on it now.
garlic_potatoes18 14 points 22h ago
She's spoken about wanting to move into more writing/directing and I am so excited to see what she does.
yazwecan 29 points 1d ago
Seconding this one
LemonCitron47 27 points 1d ago
So good
HaroldTheIronmonger 9 points 21h ago
I rarely read non-fiction and I'm so that I did for this one. Such a fantastic insight. It made me a fan even though I've never seen anything she's acted in.
longwayhome22 17 points 1d ago
I'm about her age so iCarly was a little young for me but her book was excellent!
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Quolli 475 points 1d ago
Crying in H Mart by Michelle Zauner (aka Japanese Breakfast).

It's less about her music career (it plays a small part throughout the book, particularly towards the end) and more so about her dealing with and grieving her mother's cancer diagnosis (and eventual passing).
anastasia_dlcz 72 points 1d ago
I’m not a big memoir fan but that book blew me away
WorstPiesInLondon 49 points 1d ago
I just finished reading that! I loved the way the author captured the nuances of her relationship with her mom- it acknowledged the ways her mom was imperfect and did not glorify her even after her death, but there was still so much love between them.
dresses_212_10028 31 points 1d ago
I had NO IDEA that it wasn’t just a private citizen’s memoir. I read it on the rec of a friend and was blown away, so I came to it assuming the writer actually did the writing, but wow - just had to push this up a little higher
RelaxRelapse 36 points 1d ago
Wait, is that what it’s about? I had seen ads for it, and knew the singer of Japanese Breakfast wrote it, but never looked into it. I believe my Mom read it or at least purchased it before she passed from cancer. I’ll have to see if I can find it somewhere in the house, and if I can’t it’s definitely going on the list of books to purchase in the future.
moscowramada 22 points 21h ago
This book is entering the canon at this point as a seminal work on dealing w grief & family & the Asian American experience, and the fact that it’s written by a member of Japanese Breakfast is (unlike the other authors in this list) about 0.1% of its critical fame.
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Kmon87 196 points 1d ago
Dennis Reynolds an Erotic Life
solon_isonomia 41 points 1d ago
*The Gang Writes Memoirs*
LightningRaven 16 points 1d ago
> A man enters. The room wouldn't be the only thing he entered that day.

Put that on your pipe and smoke it, Cormac McCarthy!
Goldman250 24 points 1d ago
Yeah, but half the shit in his book was made up. That guy’s just Sinbad’s bitch, same as Rob Thomas.
We_Make_Soap 8 points 1d ago
Rob Thomas was a douchebag and Sinbad was wearing windbreaker.
M086 6 points 1d ago
He did get raped by his school’s old librarian, though.
Hour_Mastodon_204 231 points 1d ago
Have a nice day by Mick Foley.
BoinkBoinkEtAliae 60 points 1d ago
Yeah first one I thought of. I remember reading the Rock's book afterwards and being so disappointed because it was nothing like Foley's, it sounded like a high school textbook by comparison
Hour_Mastodon_204 56 points 1d ago
Same thing with me I think the Rocks book was gohst written, it was really bad. Mick wrote his book in numerous old school spiral note book long hand!
DayOldTurkeySandwich [OP] 24 points 1d ago
Haha, Bill Clinton says he did the same thing for his memoir. Something like 18-20 notebooks full by the end.
Jonas42 39 points 1d ago
No disrespect to the former President, but Foley's book was a million times better
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Skillet918 38 points 1d ago
I’ve read a ton of the wrestling memoirs and Mick and Chris Jericho’s stand out as the absolute best. Sort of related but the Bill Goldberg book was leaps and bounds the worst.
Theblackswapper1 14 points 1d ago
Have you tried Bret Hart's too? I think it's a good one.
Dukeofdorchester 6 points 1d ago
Was looking for this one! He wrote it himself. His experience growing up( before he even wrestled) could be its own book.
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HonoriaG 33 points 1d ago
I don’t like/have never watched wrestling, but I saw Mick Foley either as an interview or guest columnist somewhere and he really caught my interest as an incredibly thoughtful, interesting person. Picked up Have a Nice Day and really enjoyed. Still have no interest in watching wrestling but he put together a really compelling memoir and I learned quite a bit.
Hour_Mastodon_204 21 points 1d ago
One of the nicest guys in wrestling and an all time great.
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CorpCounsel 313 points 1d ago
Greenlights by Matthew McConaughy

There actually are parts that are really hard to understand, then I got the audiobook and found out that they were McConaughy doing stream of conscious jazz style scatting. There is no way someone else could have written it. In some places, it is honestly kind of hard to follow because he occasionally jumps from idea to idea or makes connections between things that no one else would.


But it is his voice - he is at times humble and self-effacing, but he is also keenly aware of his privileges and when those allowed him to get ahead. He is able to draw the line between "I took a risk on myself and worked hard" and "I was able to make risky choices because I knew I would be ok." He is such a bizarre combination of self-reflection and come what may hippie but it is truly him.
GingerIsTheBestSpice 63 points 1d ago
I listened to the audio book and it's fascinating. And i don't even like him at all, still, but the stories are so good.
CorpCounsel 35 points 1d ago
I wasn’t a huge McConaughy fan either - I really liked Mud and True Detective but otherwise didn’t really know much about him.

I don’t know if I like him that much more after the book, but I do think about the stories and the way he elects to present his life a lot. Really interesting.
VandWW 33 points 1d ago
This was one of very few audiobooks I couldn't finish. I found him patronizing and arrogant. And the decisions/comments he made about parenting were really off-putting.
acfox13 15 points 20h ago
He seems to not realize how much abuse he endured. It's clearly normalized for him. I couldn't finish it.
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babybuttoneyes 15 points 1d ago
What were his decisions?
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Jack_Q_Frost_Jr 159 points 1d ago
"Waging Heavy Peace" by Neil Young I think is the closest you'll get to a celebrity personally dropping a manuscript off at your front door. Warning: that doesn't imply that it's good. It's very scattered and half of it is Young hyping up his HD audio plans.

Also "My Life As A Ten Year Old Boy" by Nancy Cartwright (the voice of Bart Simpson.) Twice she says she doesn't know some fact that could have been answered by placing a phone call. That's something no ghostwriter would ever do, so to me it's a strong suggestion that she wrote it all herself.
vivahermione 11 points 1d ago
The second one sounds good! Adding to my tbr.
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standswithpencil 54 points 1d ago
Norm Macdonald's memoir seems to be written by him. It has his voice and sense of humor completely. BTW it's a fun read!
MagicRat4 24 points 1d ago
Funny enough, book contains fictional ghostwritter!

Amazing book, one of the funniest books ever.
nelfichu 8 points 1d ago
The audiobook read by him is absolutely hilarious.
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PerpetuallyLurking 657 points 1d ago
Born A Crime by Trevor Noah. I wasn’t a Daily Show regular and even I could hear his own voice, his comedy, in it. It’s a really good book.
CorpCounsel 211 points 1d ago
The audio book read by him is truly wonderful. He gives a ton of life to the accents and languages, plus, as you said, you hear it all in his voice. Highly recommended.
beetletoman 24 points 1d ago
Yep I don't listen to a lot of audiobooks but this is a gem
LochFarquar 18 points 1d ago
Agreed. I’ve listened to a lot of audiobooks and this is the one that was most improved by the audio format.
11Ellie17 76 points 1d ago
The "Go, Hitler!" chapter had me dying. Such a good book, and yeah, I can read it in his voice lol.
ughihateusernames3 33 points 1d ago
The one that got me was the poop in the kitchen with the grandma. 😂

I listened to the audiobook and it was so funny.
JoeMist 6 points 17h ago
I love how this memoir has nothing to do with his rise to fame. Instead, it is a collection of stories from growing up and the lessons he has learned from them.
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xghjk 218 points 1d ago
Storytellers by Dave Grohl
jesustwin 133 points 1d ago
You can tell he wrote it himself as he's had one of the most successful and interesting careers of virtually any musician ever yet the book is a complete snoozefest
babybuttoneyes 25 points 1d ago
Yesss! I was so excited to read it and was hugely disappointed. I usually give up on a book after a chapter or so, or finish it completely. I kept going for half the book then one day just gave up. So, so boring. Sold it at a carboot sale for £1. Musician Father loves his children. Meh.
jesustwin 37 points 1d ago
40 years of being a hugely successful musician, in 2 of the greatest rock bands of all time and making guest appearances with pretty much every single rock star you can think of and somehow one of the anecdotes to make his book is when his band mate accidentally left the tour float at a gas station. Oh, then he drove back in the morning and it was still there. Please Dave, tell it again, will you
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le72225 11 points 23h ago
I actually really liked the first half. Something about a rockstar having a pretty normal childhood seemed a bit of a novelty. The second half of the book felt like the same meeting-a-celebrity anecdote over and over. I listened on audio which generally makes memoirs more fun for me.
PeaceandMeow 14 points 1d ago
That was the first book that came to mind for me. I loved it.
oursocalledfriend 9 points 1d ago
Yeah absolutely what I intended to reply. The fact that it’s not shaped as a normal biography is what makes it work as well.
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battraman 15 points 16h ago
> PS. Hillary Clinton had a ghostwriter for It Takes a Village!

Maybe someone is surprised by this but I highly doubt anyone else is.
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deaner_wiener1 227 points 1d ago
I think it’s safe to assume the following are not ghostwritten:

“On Writing” - Stephen King

“A Moveable Feast” - Ernest Hemingway
DayOldTurkeySandwich [OP] 49 points 1d ago
Boldly I'll also say most memoirs written by journalists, especially sportswriters.
StrangeAssonance 34 points 1d ago
On Writing was amazing and if you go audible King does the narration. One of my favorite memoirs.
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Injvn 26 points 1d ago
A Moveable Feast is the only Hemingway I've ever enjoyed. I could never finish his books, but I read that three times I think.
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Merle8888 144 points 1d ago
Hmm, I think some folks have mistaken ideas about how ghostwriters work. They do work closely with their subjects and so it doesn’t mean nothing is in the subject’s own words. I don’t think degree of intimacy is necessarily a tell either—if people are willing to reveal this stuff to their editor and the whole world, wouldn’t they be willing to tell a ghostwriter too?
CorpCounsel 103 points 1d ago
I think a lot of people are confusing "ghostwriter on a memoir" with "biographer writing a biography."
Merle8888 83 points 1d ago
Yeah. I generally assume most memoirs by celebrities are ghostwritten unless their writing is what made them a celebrity in the first place. If it “doesn’t feel ghostwritten” that means the ghostwriter did a good job.
Alaira314 71 points 1d ago
And there's a weird amount of hate for ghostwriting bouncing around here, based on no actual offense. Like, do you *really* want to read the typical actor or musician's attempt at writing their memoirs? You don't! It's gonna suck! Ghostwriting is a perfectly respectable profession that pays the bills, builds resumes, and allows these stories to be told in a much better way than they otherwise would. The only time I'm offended by the use of ghostwriting is if the person whose name is in the big font lies about their use of ghostwriters, because that's just being a jerk.
Unhelpfulperson 27 points 23h ago
I just think ghostwriters should get author credit more often
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Piercingforlife 62 points 1d ago
Madly, Deeply the diaries of Alan Rickman
PurpleDreamer28 76 points 1d ago
I didn't read this, but when I worked in a bookstore, there was a woman who was returning Flea's book, Acid for the Children. I think she was saying it wasn't written that well, so it was obviously written by him, not a ghostwriter.
graymillennial 33 points 1d ago
I loved Acid For The Children! It’s definitely written by Flea lol
KennyBrusselsprouts 12 points 1d ago
i saw an excerpt from Kiedis' book and it gave me a similar impression lol
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BrothersCup 8 points 1d ago
I actually love Flea’s writing style and this was the first book that came to mind when I saw this question!
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ArtSchnurple 55 points 1d ago
Last Words by George Carlin. His writing style is unmistakable - simultaneously precise and blunt, and highly opinionated.
allmyrivals 10 points 1d ago
Though it was released over a year after his death, the audiobook is a must even if it's not read by George. His brother, Patrick, did the audiobook and sounds just like George that it may as well be him. Carlin was and is still my favorite comedian and that audiobook filled a void I had felt since his death.
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umadrab1 29 points 1d ago
Sing Backwards and Weep by Mark Lanegan. Not sure how many people would consider him a celebrity but it makes a dark counterpart to Dave Grohls “storyteller” which is also covering the same time period and scene. Dave Grohls book is pretty good but Mark Lanegan was a better writer.
tommy_the_bat 7 points 1d ago
Yea this would be my pick as well. Probably the best book I've read this year, couldn't put it down at all.
moebimoebi 7 points 22h ago
Tony Bourdain was the one who pushed Mark to write a memoir & you can tell he was influenced by Tony's style (or that they truly were kindred spirits). I think Dave Grohl was worried about offending anyone & Mark set out to offend just about everyone (some of which he walked back afterwards). I think that just reflects their personalities in their own writing exactly like this thread is looking for.
eraw17E 5 points 21h ago
The remarkable thing about Lanegan's memoir is the uncompromising honesty and vulnerability. The chapter in which he has a phone call with the Hole bassist and "masturbates on his kitchen table right there and then" told me everything I need to know about how much trust he had in his readers.

Grohl's book on the other hand was seemingly sanitized of the 'warts and all' I'd expect from the world in which they both lived in. I understand that Grohl wasn't involved in drugs and the rest, but it certainly was a censored and surface level approach to writing about your life. That is his choice, and that is fine, but it gives me very little reason to read.
Tartanman97 8 points 23h ago
Lanegan’s autobiography, especially as an audiobook, is possibly the most visceral and dark I’ve experienced. I loved it.

I would also say that as far as musician autobiographies go, Bruce Dickinson’s stands out at the other top-shelf pick. I’m fairly certain it wasn’t ghostwritten, and that nobody else had a hand in it, and it covered far more of his life than his music career. I’ve long aspired to excel in varied facets of my life, and to say yes to everything that comes my way, and have admired that quality of Dickinson’s since I first started listening to Maiden and discovered he was also a fencer.
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Akindmachine 26 points 1d ago
Just Kids - Patti Smith
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mroocow 66 points 1d ago
Talking As Fast As I Can by Lauren Graham
SheFoundMyUzername 22 points 1d ago
“Goodbye, Darkness” by William Manchester. Memoir about a marine in the pacific during WWII. Fantastic writer, incredible book.


“Kitchen Confidential” by Anthony Bourdain. Hilarious and interesting memoir. Also, I would highly recommend listening to the audio version of this one as its read by Bourdain himself.
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IJourden 18 points 1d ago
I enjoyed Scrappy Little Nobody by Anna Kendrick. It doesn’t try to be profound or anything, but it’s like she sat down next to you on the bus and decided to tell you random stories about her life.
Rubberbandballgirl 17 points 1d ago
In Pieces by Sally Field. I think I read that she didn’t use a ghostwriter. I listened to the audiobook that she herself read and it was really good.

If you are going to read a celebrity memoir, I really can’t recommend listening to the audiobook if the author does the narration. It makes it so much more fun listening to Mel Brooks sing songs and tell his life story than reading it on your own.
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Rasputinisinmypants 18 points 1d ago
Kinski Uncut by Klaus Kinski. I don't think anyone else could have mimicked that brand of crazy - had to come from the source.
Sablefool 17 points 1d ago
So the original version that Kinski translated himself is *All I Need Is Love*. However, his daughter Nastassja sued him and several others either did, or threatened as much, as well. So the book was pulled and remaining copies were destroyed. The original manuscript was then censored and translated by someone other than Klaus as *Kinski Uncut*. The original manuscript was considered to have had too much of the same manner of debauchery, so *All I Need Is Love* was appropriately cut/edited — but with *Kinski Uncut* having to be censored, they restored some of the repetitive deviant passages.

I have, and have read, both. *All I Need Is Love* features Klaus's own words which makes it the better of the two by far. *Kinski Uncut* is still worthwhile though.
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eogreen 49 points 1d ago
Wil Wheaton's Just a Geek and it's followup Still Just a Geek
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vivahermione 12 points 1d ago
Confessions of a Prairie Bitch by Allison Arngrim. She narrates the audiobook, and it sounds very natural, as if the words are her own. She's also not afraid to share embarrassing stories and even traumatic incidents from her childhood. It's possible she had help, but if so, the narrative voices blend together seamlessly.
mountainbear69 14 points 1d ago
Personal Memoirs of U.S Grant. Dictated by Ulysses S. Grant, edited and published by Mark Twain
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GingerIsTheBestSpice 14 points 1d ago
Green Light by Matthew McCaughey. I really liked it, he read the audio book, and said he journals a lot. I still think he's a bit pretentious and full of himself, but he can tell a good story. And he really is the kind of guy who could be arrested for playing bongos while high and naked.
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HeseltineFadingFast 13 points 1d ago
Morrissey’s autobiography could only have been written by Morrissey.
Elsrick 10 points 1d ago
"What Does This Button Do?" By Bruce Dickinson, lead singer of Iron Maiden. Such a fun read
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cellyfishy 28 points 1d ago
Michael J Fox’s memoirs. He does have help but his voice shines through thw page.
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ForeverFrolicking 28 points 1d ago
My Boring Ass Life, by Kevin Smith.

He wrote the book as a diary with the intention of publishing it, so it really feels like youre right there with him as he works through his own projects as well as being an actor in a movie that would normally never have involved him. He also chronicled his experience of being alongside Jason Mewes as Jason was struggling with severe opiate addiction, which was a rather moving and eye opening addition.

It was neat to see what this well known Hollywood figure got up to on a day to day basis, and how relatable a lot of it really was.

Overall it was a fun, informative and easy to read book by a pretty cool dude.
lookn_glas_shrd 10 points 1d ago
Came here to say the same book, and while not exactly a memoir smith's Tough Sh*t: Life Advice from a Fat, Lazy Slob Who Did Good is in the same vein and a really entertaining read
DogFun2635 83 points 1d ago
You have to read Trejo: My Life of Crime, Redemption and Hollywood by Danny Trejo. He went from Folsom Prison to action star. What a life!
tomthedog 91 points 1d ago
True, but that book was co-written, if not entirely written, by Donal Logue, who has gone through similar addiction struggles as Trejo.
eltedioso 22 points 1d ago
Huh. Interesting to get another actor to write your book, rather than a professional writer/editor.
Chiba211 42 points 1d ago
Actor, painter, vampire council member, why not author?
_Tharkun_ 11 points 1d ago
Dark greetings everyone!
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dresses_212_10028 17 points 1d ago
Dave Eggers was short-listed for a Pulitzer Prize for the first thing he ever wrote, his own memoir (*A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius*; if you haven’t read it, HIGHLY RECOMMEND). He’s since wrote two other people’s memoirs and they’re both fantastic:
- *What is the What*
- *Zeitoun*
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Available-Page-2738 11 points 1d ago
Desi Arnaz's "A Book"

Moe Howard's autobiography.
Delaneydaisy 10 points 1d ago
“Love, Lucy” by Lucille Ball as well. You can literally hear her voice while you’re reading it.
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BusinessCasualCats 10 points 1d ago
Hello, Molly! by Molly Shannon
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FarMembership885 10 points 1d ago
Pamela Anderson's memoir was written by her. It was one of her demands actually when doing the book deal. You can tell it's written by her because at times it's clunky, and she doesn't hide her (sometimes controversial) opinions. But for what it's worth, it's authentic.
LemonCitron47 24 points 1d ago
I feel like Drew Barrymore’s book is undoubtedly her voice and writing. She is just so open and lovely.
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Moleypeg 20 points 1d ago
Friends, Lovers, and the Big Terrible Thing by Matthew Perry. It’s so awful and nonsensical that it has to be his own work.
HibernoWay 7 points 21h ago
It makes him look so awful that if it was ghostwritten, the ghost writer must have *hated* him.
Wonderful_Living_623 5 points 19h ago
I liked that he came off “badly”. It was so raw and human which is so refreshing in celebrity memoirs. Because most of them come off as self righteous cough cough Will Smith. I loved it. I tell my friends it’s like reading Bojack Horseman’s memoir.
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ChefJeffJeffrey 20 points 1d ago
Dear Girls, Ali Wong. It sounds like a stand up set. I love it.
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dumptruckulent 9 points 1d ago
A Very Punchable Face by Colin Jost
NMBrome 9 points 1d ago
I love memoirs so thanks to the comments for giving me a ton of recommendations.
monkeyboyhero 10 points 1d ago
Me by Elton John is an amazing read. He paints himself in a very unflattering light, talking about his tantrums, his spending, suicide attempts, and looks.

It's also really funny, the writing is bitchy and sarcastic, and he talks about other celebrities candidly too.

You don't need to be a fan of his to enjoy it, I only knew his most popular songs but still found it really interesting.
StrawberryLeche 10 points 1d ago
Shockaholic or any of her books - Carrie fisher - she is very witty and talented. Also is a good way to learn about behind the scenes of Hollywood. Also we see the failings of the mental health system even for someone wealthy and connected.


I’m glad my mom died - Jeanette McCurdy - the audio book is particularly good for this one. Her comedic timing and heartfelt delivery had me crying and laughing.


Dreams from my father - Barrack Obama - it was written in 1995 before he was elected into senate and of course president. I think it’s worth a read and pretty interesting.
HxH101kite 34 points 1d ago
Total recall: my unbelievably true life story - Arnold Schwarzenegger.

He may have had help (couldn't find any proof) but it's def not ghost written. It's a fun read and you can basically read the whole thing in his voice mentally.

Dude lived a crazy life.

Hell I subscribe to his monthly newsletter, such fun inspirational reads
SortOfSpaceDuck 9 points 1d ago
As a side note, the Netflix docu is pretty fun too, although a bit depressing to some because it makes it seem like the dude had a perfect life for sure and the rest of us are stuck being whatever. The universe really loves Arnold.
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ProtoJim 18 points 1d ago
I don't think "The Ragman's Son" by Kirk Douglas was ghost written. Seemed a bit too raw to me, but I'm no expert.
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Ok_Dragonberry_1887 8 points 1d ago
*Did I Ever Tell You This?* by Sam Neill. It just sounds like him.
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turbo_dude 10 points 1d ago
Alan Rickman. Funny, sad, touching, very real.
lorena1905 7 points 1d ago
There's a Hole in My Bucket: A Journey of Two Brothers- Royd Tolkien
yawnralphio 7 points 1d ago
everyone you hate is going to die by daniel sloss
wanderinghumanist 7 points 1d ago
Amanda Palmer the art of asking, it's all over the place narrative wise. But has good stuff
mymeatpuppets 7 points 1d ago
Ball Four: My Life and Hard Times Throwing the Knuckleball in the Big Leagues, by Major League Baseball pitcher Jim Bouton.

The quality of the writing/storytelling improved over the length of the book but never took on a different tone, the style just matured. If I remember right in the afterword he talks about going back and rewriting some of the early anecdotes.
People_Are_Savages 8 points 1d ago
"The Kid Stays in the Picture" is an autobiography of Robert Evans and is fucking insane. It's a hollywood memoir from a longtime producer at Paramount who also got done for cocaine smuggling (which he claimed was bullshit as he wasn't selling, he was just a user) and may have hired a hitman to kill another producer.
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unfakegermanheiress 36 points 1d ago
As a neuro diverse woman of the same generation, I found Paris Hilton’s recent memoir surprisingly honest and (in parts) relatable. It definitely reads like something a neurodivergent person would write, and sounds like it.
MegMurryInSpace 5 points 1d ago
Whoa, is Paris neurodivergent? Has she said that? Just wondering!
unfakegermanheiress 22 points 1d ago
She writes about adhd in her memoir. I’m autistic, and know many adhd people as well, and her way of writing about it and masking rings true.
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sailorcybertron 6 points 20h ago
Yes! I don't know if her memoir was ghostwritten or not, but it was engaging and as a fellow neurodivergent gal, extremely relatable. She's very intelligent and I could see how untreated ADHD plus her trauma would lead someone to act like she did during her 20s.
born2lurk 5 points 19h ago
There's a neurodivergent, Scottish comedian called Fern Brady over here who wrote a memoir called Strong Female Character. Worth a read/listen.
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Financial_Rip_5649 7 points 1d ago
Michael J Fox’s Lucky Man and Always Looking Up. Both were excellent
Trixgrl 6 points 1d ago
The First Time by Cher. Wonderful stories of all her “first time” experiences in her life. I really love this book.
HoldenCaulfield3000 7 points 1d ago
I liked Viola Davis' Finding Me, the audio book is spot on
strawberrypops 7 points 1d ago
Rik Mayall’s book, “Bigger Than Hitler - Better Than Christ”. You can practically hear his voice as you read it.
pkholloway 6 points 1d ago
If you want an in-depth (and disturbing) look at the 1960s music and drug scene and how it affected not just the musicians but their families, then read Papa John by John Phillips, California Dreaming by Michelle Phillips and then High on Arrival by MacKenzie Phillips (in that order is probably best). TW: Mackenzie's book is very disturbing and involves incest. None of them were written by a ghostwriter.
_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_ 6 points 1d ago
"And Away..." - Bob Mortimer
selahvg 17 points 1d ago
Hour\_Mastodon\_204 already mentioned Mick Foley, so I'll go with B movie star Bruce Campbell (I'm rereading one of them atm). If I remember correctly some of the material from his ancient blog even got recycled into the first memoir.
GingerIsTheBestSpice 7 points 1d ago
We saw him when he was on his book tour for it! So charismatic in person.
blur_moon 17 points 1d ago
Pageboy by Elliot Page
and Finding Me by Viola Davis
wordsandgin 17 points 1d ago
Just FYI as someone who has been in book publishing for a while, 99% of celebrity memoirs are ghostwritten. The job of a ghostwriter is literally to pull out all the personal anecdotes and emotions, and capture the voice of the author so authentically that a reader believes it was written by the author themselves. I promise you, you would not want to read a book written directly by most celebrities (there are of course a few exceptions who are wonderful storytellers and writers).
Sisyphus868 5 points 22h ago
Can you name a few of these great exceptions? Would love to hear about them.
44035 16 points 1d ago
Born to Run by Bruce Springsteen
ThisisJacksburntsoul 4 points 1d ago
*May* have had help, but definitely can hear him writing it/in his voice.
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Express_Barnacle_174 5 points 1d ago
Groucho and Me- by "Groucho" Marx. Definitely entertaining. And he had a lot of practice writing his comedy with his brothers for vaudeville.
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itsatrapp71 5 points 1d ago
Mick Foley wrote all his own books. Fascinating look at the backstage of professional wrestling and his life.
DaddyCatALSO 4 points 1d ago
Kirk Douglas definitely, David Niven probably,
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bklyn_born_23 5 points 1d ago
Colin Jost. Loved his memoir!
lesvegetables 4 points 1d ago
Sebastian Bach’s memoir sounds exactly like he’s talking to you between songs at a show. It’s entertaining if not a little flawed.
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TheTimDavis 5 points 1d ago
It's a bit of a stretch, but Ulisses Grant wrote his memoir while dying of throat cancer and it is wonderful. Of all the presidential memoirs and biographies I've read, it's the most real.
millera85 4 points 1d ago
Crying in H Mart. Also it was so fucking fantastic that I checked out the author’s band, even though I had never heard of them
VirgilFaust 4 points 1d ago
On Writing by Stephen King. Great book.
esmeraldafitzmonsta 5 points 1d ago
Surrender by Bono. Definitely had Bono’s unique voice and philosophizing. He also has more self awareness and a better sense of humour than some may realise. Definitely not for everyone but I really loved it and highly recommend the audiobook. He didn’t just narrate it but had snippets of songs and sound effects, one of the best produced audiobooks I’ve listened to in a long time.
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FabianVG 4 points 1d ago
Mankind, Mick Foley autobiography was written by him and you could tell. I thought it was a great read from a funny authentic man who gave his all to something he loved.
blahblahgingerblahbl 4 points 1d ago
Jeanette McCurdy - I’m Glad My Mom Died

Selma Blair - Mean Baby (she wanted to be a writer since childhood)

Alan Davies - Just Ignore Him

Pamela Anderson - Love, Pamela

Paris Hilton - Paris

Richard E Grant - Pocket Full of Happiness

Most of the above require copious amount of tissues

Corey Feldman - Coreyography - haven’t been able to finish this, the wall of bluster he constructs around himself makes him insufferable.

James Freud - I Am The Voice Left From Drinking - always thought this guy was a massive tosser. He was a musician, not a good writer, fine.

James Freud - I Am The Voice Left From Rehab - admits that his professed recovery & sobriety that he wrote about in his first book was bullshit & in reality was still secretly drinking & shitfaced while he wrote it. Ok then, maybe he’s not such a bad writer, considering he was shitfaced. *sigh*
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matty80 9 points 1d ago
Roald Dahl

Clive James

I think that Anne Frank's diaries count here, too, as sad and awful is her short life ultimately became.
New_Breakfast127 4 points 1d ago
Broken Music by Sting, Just Kids by Patti Smith, and Dispatches from the Edge by Anderson Cooper. Bit of an insult to call them celebrities (at least primarily), but they are that too...
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Spam_Beesly 4 points 1d ago
“I must say” by Martin Short
fauxpastDuedate 4 points 1d ago
The 2 autobiographies Peter O'Toole wrote (which was meant to be a trilogy) Loitering with Intent: The Child and LWI:The Apprentice, are most definitely not written by a ghost writer.
And the best of the genre I have read.
Chrissie Hynde's autobiography that came out in 2015 also sounds like her voice in the writing, even though it narrowed down to period of the first iteration of the Pretenders in my opinion.
CaitCatDeux 4 points 1d ago
I'm currently reading Scenes from My Life by Michael K. Williams. I don't read a lot of celebrity memoirs, but I'm really enjoying this one. It's co-written, but I feel like the voice feels like MKW, that the co-writer really captured his essence. I don't fully know the process for this type of work, but it feels like they worked closely together, it feels true to MKW.
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Liv-Julia 3 points 1d ago
Infinite Tuesday by Michael Nesmith. Only he could have written that prose.
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Dana07620 4 points 1d ago
My Wicked, Wicked Ways by Errol Flynn
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Sablefool 4 points 1d ago
*All I Need Is Love* by Klaus Kinski.
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