Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind
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You guys aren't baristas (self.starbucksbaristas)
submitted by Existential_Fluff
You wouldn't know the first thing about extracting a shot on a real machine and I doubt you even know what it means to dial in beans.
The only reason people buy your coffee is because the over-roasted swamp water you sell is loaded with sugar.
Starbucks is coffee for people that don't like coffee.
The only reason people buy your coffee is because the over-roasted swamp water you sell is loaded with sugar.
Starbucks is coffee for people that don't like coffee.
analogous_groop 29 points 5y ago
Fuck your pompous over inflated ego, and let people enjoy what they like and make a living how they can. Keep your shitty judgements to yourself.
shelbyturley13 2 points 4y ago
You are my hero
[deleted] 1 points 4y ago
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thegaysamurai96 18 points 5y ago
Dude. Neither are you. Fuck outta here.
Ultracrepidarian1 12 points 5y ago
Lmao someone needs to get a life
AaronF18 10 points 5y ago
Hahahaha imagine the loneliness
sportydad 10 points 5y ago
Sooooooo what?
coffeegirl9907 6 points 5y ago
For someone who is quite concerned about us being real baristas, at least we’re at a company who cares about their partners no matter which location we’re at. We have great benefits and we’re all a family
UnluckyPenguins 6 points 5y ago
R/gatekeeping
luminushumanus 5 points 5y ago
Talk about misdirected anger.
barista0275 3 points 4y ago
Lol it’s true, I don’t know how to pull a real shot on a non Starbucks machine.
But still man, show some respect.
But still man, show some respect.
Otter_Khaos 2 points 4y ago
Please show me the ways of the ways of the artisan bean water 🙌🏻 I’ll have to make sure to stop by your independent cafe to get a latte sometime before you guys go out of business.
Existential_Fluff [OP] 2 points 4y ago
_Leans in_ _whispers_ It's actually just brown and water.
Edit: For the record, I was drunk when I posted this. I felt like the attention it got was pretty funny so I let it keep going. You guys do you.
Edit: For the record, I was drunk when I posted this. I felt like the attention it got was pretty funny so I let it keep going. You guys do you.
sarahreeter 2 points 5y ago
People are literally dying in the world. Get off your “real barista” high horse & use your energy to bitch about something important.
snidejenner 1 points 4y ago
Dude wtf?
popeBoi82 1 points 4y ago
Barista is Italian for bartender, we tend bars, bartenders are supposed to be sociable and friendly... Keeps the business going;)
therefore we are barista's
therefore we are barista's
Existential_Fluff [OP] 3 points 4y ago
Yah know, I really just made this post because I was drunk. No excuse, just how it was. Then I sort of just forgot about it.
Anyway, I just want to remark on your ability to face spite with a positive attitude. Your comment stood out because of it.
Nice to see. Cheers!
P.S. I would appologize for my actions but it is clear you didn't let them affect you.
Anyway, I just want to remark on your ability to face spite with a positive attitude. Your comment stood out because of it.
Nice to see. Cheers!
P.S. I would appologize for my actions but it is clear you didn't let them affect you.
popeBoi82 1 points 4y ago
Ehh no worries, you made a good comeback, appreciate your reply :)
Llanax 1 points 4y ago
I know you posted this for attention.. but what did you really gain.
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