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Help me be clever for st patty's at the bux. I cant think of any sort of play on words beyond 'luck of the Siren' (i.redd.it)
submitted by Usako9135
sweetinasense 15 points 4y ago
Green beer is good but coffee is the “real” buzz!
Our luck comes from a Siren who calls you to the caffeine!
Have you seen our aprons? Of COURSE we’re lucky!
You know what’s lucky? Being able to get your P~e~r~f~e~c~t~l~y Crafted beverage every day!
3 leaf Clovers are nice, but our Clover brews delicious coffee one cup at a time!
Our luck comes from a Siren who calls you to the caffeine!
Have you seen our aprons? Of COURSE we’re lucky!
You know what’s lucky? Being able to get your P~e~r~f~e~c~t~l~y Crafted beverage every day!
3 leaf Clovers are nice, but our Clover brews delicious coffee one cup at a time!
Usako9135 [OP] 2 points 4y ago
Dude. You're my HERO!!
sweetinasense 11 points 4y ago
Lucky clover? Nah: we will stick to lucky STARS! (Are you a rewards member yet?)
Usako9135 [OP] 1 points 4y ago
That's cute!!
ChristPlays10000 2 points 4y ago
With that beautifully drawn siren you could simply write, "Luck be a lady tonight."
Or, "Let us fill your wide open pot with a golden shower of espresso."
Or, "Let us fill your wide open pot with a golden shower of espresso."
Martlead -5 points 4y ago
Be VERY clever and don't refer to it as "Patty's". It's Paddy's or Patrick's.
rileyabsolutely 3 points 4y ago
“Help me be clever”
“Be VERY clever”
“Be VERY clever”
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