Sometimes I say “behind” when walking behind people in my off hours life 😂

Literally if I’m at another Starbucks on my off day, I’ll greet someone who walks in the door even though it’s not my store and I’m not working 😂😂 just force of habit.

i SCREAMED "door!" when i left a restaurant. with clear glass doors.

I hear the drink sticker machine print at random times even when I’m not at work. It’s like those phantom phone vibrations where you think you got a text but you didn’t, only I hear fucking drinks printing.