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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

Full History - 2019 - 04 - 09 - ID#bb9mda
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Almost killed someone (self.starbucksbaristas)
submitted by Alexander1372
So a few days ago a lady came in and started asking the difference between a coffee frappuccino and a Espresso frappuccino (I can already tell this is gonna be difficult) then she ask for it to be made with no suger, we already know that wont happen. I try to explain to her that it needs the base for it to blend properly. But she wanted no suger so that's what I start making then as she sees me start pouring in the milk she flies out saying "no milk!!" Asked if she wanted and of the alternative milk option but she wanted water. When I gave her blended ice slush she said that I almost killed her witch cought me off guard kinda dramatic in my opinion
rileyabsolutely 36 points 4y ago
whether she is allergic or not she’s a fucking mess
Blackcat7262 34 points 4y ago
If you’re deadly allergic to things you shouldn’t eat out
chungabungalung 29 points 4y ago
I’m sure if she was really that allergic she would have made it clear from the start
RavenFlawedPrefect 24 points 4y ago
Why would you pay for blended frap roast and water ??
draykow 3 points 4y ago
Has anyone experienced a customer ordering a blended americano?
monkeyeighty8 2 points 4y ago
I have PTSD from the surge of Blendicanos years ago.

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I swear I changed more drive sockets for the blenders during that time than I ever had for any Happy Hour.
speechie_musician 1 points 4y ago
Yep. Venti Iced americano, with sugar-free vanilla, double blended. It doubled in size and turned into a literal pitcher of foam. 😳
Assiqtaq 3 points 4y ago
Yum, all I ever want is coffee slush too. I mean, if that truly sounds good to her okay then, but you can just ask for that. There is no need to be dramatic, unless that is what makes you truly happy, to think that you caused another person to be concerned about your health. But of course we all know if that was the goal it fails, once you aren't stressing out about your health because the mere *thought* of me putting something in your drink that would make you sick enough to nearly die but wasn't enough concern to mention to me WHEN YOU ARE ORDERING makes you a joke when you leave. It does not leave me with any honest lasting concern about your health and welfare.

I am convinced that the point of these people in particular is getting you to dance around their concerns, leaving them feeling super important and cared about. But whatever, once they leave we only have a story to share and no lasting harm.
Bux4theBux 3 points 4y ago
I feel like we all have at least one nutty hippy lady...vegan, non gmo, no gluten, no sugar, fat free, made of only air and sunlight...
punkzbunny 1 points 4y ago
sounds similar to this one *confused* man ordering a *hot coffee frappuccino* and while i mentioned that’s not possible he insisted he has ordered it before numerous times. My brain cells were being fried that very instant.
milkandcookiesplease 1 points 4y ago
Sounds like a crazy lady lol
Insaneinred 1 points 4y ago
I have a customer that orders the same and she's totally hateful and old. She sucks. Must be one everywhere.
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