Omg right!!!!


Jk I live in Montreal lol

The only time I ever had to walk away from bar bc I couldn’t hold in my laughter was when I overheard some boogie college girl say to her friend “yeah the croissants here are good but the ones I had in France were a lot better.”
OH WERE THEY?? WERE THE FRENCH PASTRIES FRESHLY PREPARED IN /FRANCE/BETTER THAN STARBUCKS???? DAMN WILD!!

and I’m like sure a chocolate KRUHSAUNT coming right up

When a old white guy asks me for a “café du jour” and I finally get to speak French for the first time since high school

I’ve said (to partners after those customers have left) “I’ve been to France, we don’t sell ‘*cwasahuh*’, we sell ‘krasahnts’. Hell, we almost sell ‘crescents’”.

I think the best part is repeating it back to them to confirm and watching the light fade from their eyes as they hear me say croissant like a NORMAL person

Our pastry label in Ireland actually says, "pain au chocolat"

Oh my god I’m dying right now. I always hear this kind of music in my head when I hear cwwweeeesauntttt!

I’m British and I say pain au chocolat lol

YESS!!!

I speak all the romantic languages and like dunking on fools who feel the need to correct me because I called it a cro-sant.

Bitch you wanna say “quo-ssant” and I’ll go full french on you and act like I thought you also spoke french.

Some older white guy kept asking me for the bear claw and pointing to the almond croissant in the case.

I had to ask enough times for a repeat and he thought I was stupid.

Turns out we served bear claws like six years ago. Dude needs to get out more!

I got that a lot but I’m in NYC in a real touristy area. It was only the tourists that spoke that way.

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Ugh it’s the worst when anyone does that

Lol! Why 'white men' though

What’s the problem with them saying it correctly?