These traumatized me. Also having to clean that god awful almond pump, and being one of the only two partners out of the store who actually cared to clean it

Getting flashbacks to green mold in the almond butter pump 🤮🤮🤮

💀💀 i would always lowkey warn whoever was ordering it not to even though it was against policy but my little heart just couldn’t imagine having someone pay almost $7 for a disgusting chalky drink!!

i have NO idea how the gym rats drank this liquid soy sauce garbage

Don't ever remind me of this again

The one big upside of this drink was that it started a trend at my store where every single time someone would say "cacao" there would be a chorus of ppl in the background, ranging from a soft whisper to a raging yell, going "caw caw!" We still do it to this day, just shout caw caw to each other as a greeting, and it's now beginning to evolve into a dramatic arm/wing flap. My SM participates too. It largely effects morning shift tho, night shift thinks we're all nuts...

When we had our rewards program group training, we did a coffee tasting and one night shift chick said it had flavor notes of cacao and it spawned the biggest caw caw chorus I've ever heard and I felt so proud!!!!

I wasted my free reward on one of these.

This thing was not only disgusting, but the stupid special pump was a nightmare to clean and it took forever to make. Thank God it's gone and may it never come round again.

I'm offended, I enjoyed them (I'm fully prepared for downvotes)

I had a customer order one and then literally throw it in the trash in front of me after one sip. I asked them if they wanted something else and they were so traumatized they just walked out after paying almost $7 for a drink.

PEOPLE STILL ASK FOR THIS

*triggered*

I JUST AUDIBLY GASPED.

I went on leave right before this rolled out. My coworkers tried to talk me out of trying it (but I didn't listen) and that's when I learned that they really cared :')

Omgggg these came out when I was a mear green bean. The memories 😩😭😭

i actually... really liked it ? Maybe it’s because I get sick if I eat in the morning so I wouldn’t eat before my shift but being vegetarian there were few food options on my break. Wasn’t worth the pumps and the whole mess but if they fixed it a little it would’ve been good

excuse you I loved those and had two a day

I told my team to stop using the pump and we'd just eye ball it with a spoon. Ain't no time for that pump

It tasted like licking a tree.

I put a banana in mine. Taste less bad

I want the protein powder to stay. I can't have whey or soy and those protein powders were good when I mixed them in my own concotions 😭

Has it been a year already??

Blended cold brew with heavy whipping cream is so good! My coworker had me try that recently and it's amazing! I haven't tried this almond thing but I imagine it'd be similar 😅

So gross

I liked it 😂 the almond with cinnamon dolce was soooo good. I think it was the almond butter that made it taste bad though! We ran out of the almond butter and I worked in a licensed store so I went and got a different brand of almond butter to try and it was so much better and creamier.
(The protein powder stunk though)

I legit told someone if they like joy in their life don’t order them lol

Bro, the chocolate one was more nasty than the almond one.

Literally not a single person in our store liked it. God it was awful

lmaoooooo that was some of lowest grossing, most hilarious ass shit I ever damn seen.

I kinda liked the almond one :( the cacao one sucked, but I enjoyed the almond one. Especially with a banana in it

Only good thing was making hot chocolate with the cacao powder and vanilla.

Oh my god I hated it

I always added a banana, it made it taste 10000% better. I always rework the new drinks to where I like em