This implies I care enough to look busy...

My store is so busy i wish we had time to wipe the counters lmao, its usually a slip n slide because if we arent making/prepping drinks, we have to brew more coffee or teas or make food or maybe take a second to breathe

See I'd die of alcohol poisoning

Damn. We’re sober then

I feel called out!!!!

I am a closer, so I’d be slizzered before my 10.

I doubt we'd have time to even pour the shot, let alone wipe the counter. Cue me and my trusty towel coming to the rescue whenever I am NOT on bar and have 10-20 seconds to spare.

Oh I’d die by the halfway point of my shift (ps I thought this was the barista subreddit and not the sbux barista subreddit. I’m no longer a partner but I guess this still applies)

Stone cold sober

Sounds like me during closing nights

in the mornings i’d live but by about 3pm it would be alcohol poisoning central lmao

Dead

With how messy my fucking manager is, I’d black out two minutes into a shift with her.

I feel this. But since my location is a kiosk inside of a grocery store, I just tend to go do things around the entire store. Or make some lame “I’m gonna fix the freezer” excuse so I can talk to pals in the back and in the dairy department 😂😂😂