So it’s only my second day, and I’ve already run into a classic “Karen”: blonde shoulder-length bob, tank top, jean shorts, WEDGE sandals, thick sunglasses that she wore IN the store, and burgundy nail polish that I assume coat her way more than it should have. So she walks up to the counter as I’m training in drive-thru, and she loudly orders “I would like an iced macchiato, upside-down, with exactly 10 ice cubes.” The barista working front asked, “Exactly... 10 ice cubes?” and she said “Yes, and I will watch you put every single cube in my drink to make sure you get it right.”

Y’all, I wish I was making this shit up. She legit stood over the counter, peering down at my coworker while he took a pair of little tongs and placed 10 ice cubes in this ladies macchiato. We joked about it afterwards, but god, if this is my second day, I can’t wait to see what other bullshit comes my way.