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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

Full History - 2019 - 07 - 18 - ID#cezrra
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“The tiktok drink is an actual drink. You just don’t know your job” (self.starbucksbaristas)
submitted by fuckimabaristanow
I don’t even know what’s in it and I can’t help you if you don’t know either. I was being polite but nope apparently i just don’t know shit. This dumb 14 year old.


FFS
amcc04 7 points 4y ago
ooooh I’m NOT looking forward to this when I start working 😅
robotcrackle 23 points 4y ago
You hit them with "if it's from the secret menu, the secret is being kept from us. I'd be happy to help figure it out if you have the recipe"
amcc04 7 points 4y ago
oh yes. that’s gonna be a fun phrase. “I’ll be happy to do it, if you have the recipe” I can’t wait to see em get unhappy lol

it is what it is folks 🤷🏼‍♀️ don’t get mad at me pls I’m just doing my job
robotcrackle 9 points 4y ago
No they mostly grunt and go "nevermind, I'll take a caramel frappaccino"

It really doesn't come up that often, but I also have "you're the dumbass" expression so people tend to not fight me
menthol-drops 1 points 4y ago
I had two little girls come up and ask “what’s on the secret menu?” And after explaining that it’s not drinks we actually have but can try to do they seemed happy and ordered their stuff? I mean sometimes you just have to be straight with them and they’ll get it, other times you can just say that there isn’t such a thing and to give you the recipe or you can’t make it 🤷🏻‍♀️
kvmonster 3 points 4y ago
So you see it in the menu board? No? Then it’s not an actual drink made by Starbucks :)
servicesamson 1 points 4y ago
For reference, because this came up the other day and I made the 12 year old google the recipe.

It's a strawberry acai refresher with lemonade and 3 scoops of strawberry inclusions and 3 scoops of dragon fruit.
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