Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind
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I do genuinely believe if I hear Tiny Dancer one more time someone’s gonna get a finger in their frappucino (self.starbucksbaristas)
submitted by marinakain
candlesticked 70 points 4y ago
A finger in a Frappuccino is soooo last year, dip ya whole toe in it.
Garamor 56 points 4y ago
#\#15 Starbucks Frap Roast Foot Soak.
The LAst tHinG you WanT in YoUR Starbucks FrAp RoAsT is somEOnE’S foOt FunGuS
The LAst tHinG you WanT in YoUR Starbucks FrAp RoAsT is somEOnE’S foOt FunGuS
whatismineisyours 44 points 4y ago
HOLD ME CLOSER TONY DAAAAANZA
mastaofdeath 11 points 4y ago
I’m not the only one than? #friends
justdoinmybesttt 9 points 4y ago
I felt so betrayed when my baby green beans had no idea what I was talking about when I said young Tony Danza! I felt so old
Mumbo_Jumbo_IWANTEGG 22 points 4y ago
It helps to sing the Michael Scott lyrics instead. “Hold me closer tiny Dundeeeeee”
sarextrashaken 14 points 4y ago
Don’t attack sir Elton this way... does your manager let y’all play our own music??
NOTcreative- 17 points 4y ago
Seriously. I can listen to Sir Elton’s playlist all day every day. It’s better than many other songs we have. Starbucks R&B can die.
sarextrashaken -7 points 4y ago
Me too. He’s the best, too many young people working at Starbucks don’t understand 😪
saintdumpling 4 points 4y ago
Listen, I love donuts but that doesn't mean I want to eat them five times a day every day of my life.
sarextrashaken 3 points 4y ago
I agree the Starbucks playlists repeat songs way to often....but like I must have a high tolerance for hearing song multiple times a day because even when I worked at Sephora/JCP only a couple songs annoyed the shit out of me. But I’m so thankful my store plays our own music because it’s so much more tolerable
marinakain [OP] 6 points 4y ago
hellllll no hahaha
sarextrashaken 1 points 4y ago
Awww I’m sorry 😪 that’s one of the cool things our boss does for us, customers are always complimenting my playlists ❤️
agentdouble1s 13 points 4y ago
Did you all hear the country play list today? Nope.
Edit: here to hear
Edit: here to hear
SeanTheeAwesome 10 points 4y ago
lmao yeah we got it one of our baristas said to change this shit before he runs the place over with a tractor
Brittness 7 points 4y ago
I live in Texas (I’m not Texan tho) and everyone in our store was getting so into it. I changed that shit ASAP.
figpieham 2 points 4y ago
YAS soooo much Johny Cash. I love 80s country, but not in a Starbucks!
biancadonk_ 10 points 4y ago
Nothing is worse than California Love... you have no idea...
teddy_bear_jelly 4 points 4y ago
we had the summer hip hop playlist on loop for 3 hours... there’s only 6 songs and california love is now my least favourite song of all time
biancadonk_ 2 points 4y ago
I FEEL YOUR PAIN!! There's only 3 songs on ours! I have never hated a song so much.
Avashantu 3 points 4y ago
Same! Ours wouldn’t stop playing it! Like I love that song, but I DO NOT wanna hear it on repeat at work ☠️
biancadonk_ 2 points 4y ago
Right?! And its every three songs!!!! Like what the hell man?!?
natmontgomery 5 points 4y ago
We had Willie Nelson playlist today. 😎
Taoula 4 points 4y ago
My store plays the music really quietly cause the customers complained more than the staff 🤷🏻♂️ it all works out I guess
darkwolf523 2 points 4y ago
Tiny dancer?
mochajavalatte25 1 points 4y ago
We played the Christmas list the other day just for a change of uhhhh....ear-dry?? There’s a word I’m obviously missing. (Haven’t had my Nitro today🥴)
NopeNope44 1 points 4y ago
I was just thinking this today! I heard the song in the outside world and for a moment was like “Oh no, I hate this song now.”
purpboi 1 points 4y ago
For me it was No Scrubs. I was gonna quit lmao. Every ten minutes it would play
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