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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

Full History - 2019 - 07 - 30 - ID#cjr5f7
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You can’t even park there (self.starbucksbaristas)
submitted by judy1601
The other day this middle aged fucking Karen came into my store and comes over to me as I’m on bar and goes “excuse me there’s a shopping cart right in front of the store. Someone should really move it. I couldn’t park directly in front of the store” I turn to her already done at 7am and say “it’s a fire lane you really can’t park there anyway”. She made that kinda oh whatever hand motion, got her drink, and left. Also, why is it MY JOB to move THE OTHER STORES shopping cart? Does this look like a grocery store to you?
This isn’t even the first time this has happened. This women had just gotten a ticket for parking in this fire lane and she came in and tried to be real buddy buddy with me to feel like she was right and goes “I was just running in I don’t see what the big deal is.” And I just said treading very lighting but also super annoyed “yeah that’s annoying. It’s just everyone who comes here is really ‘just running in’ “.
Can someone let me know why customers feel the need to park in the fire lane at 6am when every spot in the lot is empty?
Assiqtaq 39 points 4y ago
Because she is the center of the universe. Didn't you recognize her?
lightofyourlifehere 20 points 4y ago
All hail Karen the sun god
MrLeopard901 3 points 4y ago
LMAO
beltyapants 7 points 4y ago
We have a Karen at our store who mobile orders. She parks in the handicap spot and leaves her trash on the handoff plane. She also demands a tall cup of plain cold foam when she gets here.
latent_spring 11 points 4y ago
pls tell me you charge her for it
PumpkinMacchiato 5 points 4y ago
This is a huge pet peeve of mine... people who park directly in front of the store entrance. At my store if you do this, you’re literally blocking other cars from pulling into our parking lot, not to mention you’re creating a huge hazard because other cars have to go around you to get through the parking lot. People are so lazy it’s ridiculous.
lightofyourlifehere 4 points 4y ago
IKR, walking 50 more feet won’t kill your fat ass
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