"Did you want whip?"

We have a mobile order that is “fuck trump”. I love it!

I think I’ve said this on here before but one time I got a mobile for “crazy bitch.” When the lady came and picked it up she said “my little sister changed my name and I don’t know how to change it back” 😂

we have a regular mobile order from "The Boss". Usually a Carmel Machiatto. Its how you know the morning has really started.

We have a “#blacklivesmatter” come frequently. Thought it was cool until she insisted that she wanted a very berry with SEVEN SCOOPS, but once she gets the drink she says she ordered a strawberry açaí, and that she needs SEVEN SCOOPS of strawberries in a short cup to make up for it.
My managers still let her do this and it frustrates me to no end.

I mean....do they really come up like “I’m here for my mobile order...da baddest” I would cringe lol

My mobile order name is Big Belinda, after our trash can whose name is Belinda, because nobody fucks with Big Belinda.

If you ain't bout money, then he don't mess with y'all

We have a regular who mobile orders with the name NoFoam NoWater and gets a chai latte every morning. With those exact specifications in the order, too.

We have ‘Jennyfrom Dablock’ 😆

Ok but was it Bretman Rock 🤔