Coworkers, I love you, but please let me feed you! (self.starbucksbaristas)
submitted by Huffpufftuff
Please eat before you come in for the day. I know I’m being overly empathetic but when you are in a bad mood because you haven’t eaten and I have to be around you that puts me in a bad mood and I feel like I’m walking on egg shells all day.
Also, when I offer to go get a pizza before I clock in because I am /always/ early and have time to get a pizza from down the street, let me! Just let me make things easier for myself and feed you! I know it sounds codependent as shit but I like all of you and want you to be okay. But also, this is me, serving me. I have a better day when you have eaten and are smiles and have a good time. It’s self serving and selfish. But everyone benefits so it shouldn’t be a problem. Let me help!!!!
(Ps, it’s a mall bucks, I can walk to go pick up food, it’s not a hardship)