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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

Full History - 2019 - 08 - 15 - ID#cqucy7
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Fellow baristas, what’s your customer pet peeve? (self.starbucksbaristas)
submitted by lnologram
I know we often deal with a lot of frustrations, but what is guaranteed to instantly sour your mood? Mine is when customers reach around the hand off plane and over the little wall sectioning off the bar to grab straws, cinnamon powder, or even lids meant for MO&P. Get your grubby hands off my sanitized work station! The condiment bar is literally less than a meter away from the handoff plane in my store, is it really so hard to notice instead of leaning over and contaminating my food prep space!?
deluxe_anxiety 38 points 3y ago
when someone looks over the counter and goes “IS THAT MINE?!?!?!?” like, idk, maybe?
Nohandlebarista 31 points 3y ago
When people don't use basic manners when I'm on register. For example: cutting off my greeting or saying "Give me a..." "I need a..." with no "please" in sight or even a pleasant tone. We don't have to converse but you don't have to be rude. On bar, I hate people staring at me. I know there are limited places to look but it's creepy to feel eyes on me until I put the drink out.
classicgeri 18 points 3y ago
This morning a lady straight up tossed her starbucks card at me across the counter after barking her order at me while looking at her phone and I’m like jesus, is this genuinely how you treat other people?? like seriously, you can’t even give me some basic respect??
brunette427 2 points 3y ago
I don't usually watch but if i do it's because I'm interested in the mechanics of making a drink.
FullmoonCrystal 2 points 3y ago
Same, I enjoy watching a complicated drink being made. I make a point to smile at the person making it and try not to stare, if I get a smile back, great, if they seem uncomfortable I stop watching
cfuqua 1 points 3y ago
drive thru: "hi welcome what can we get started for you"

"YES, i'll have..."

probably 95% of the time

it's so weird to greet someone with "yes" especially when it doesn't answer the question you asked, but people just do it a lot i guess?
deluxe_anxiety 24 points 3y ago
absolutely fucking hate it when people expect me to know the exact amount of calories in a drink when they make a ton of alterations. there’s nothing you can do to make this drink good for you it’s Starbucks.
MiS_Schuey 19 points 3y ago
There's not much that peeves me when a customer is nice about it, but goddamn, why do people ask where their drink is when its peak on a weekday morning and they can see the cafe is busy?? "dO yOu HaVe aN oRdER fOR bRyCe?" Like they can see that we are busy and busting our asses to get them in and out as quickly as possible, why interrupt us to ask such a silly question? I get it if it's slow and nobody's making drinks and they're still missing something, but when they ask about it when it's clearly on the way and just taking a while because it's slower grinds my gears a bit
cfuqua 1 points 3y ago
like they forgot who was standing in front of them in line or something. it's so weird but i guess that's what happens when you don't use a numbered counting system to call out orders?
Zeldaluvr2007 18 points 3y ago
When I ask a customer if they need room in their coffee, they say no, and then proceed to dump scalding hot coffee in my trash can. Like, I'd be happy to pour some of that out for you, but please don't dump it in the trash! 😤😤😤
dearestloverboy 15 points 3y ago
a lot of times at the drive thru i had a lot of trouble understanding people bc of the shit quality thru the headset and stuff, so a lot of times i ask for clarification on items. "it was soy, correct?" and things of that nature.

50% of the time people are decent and polite about it, other times people give me bitchy attitudes and sass. my BIGGEST pet peeve is when i ask for specific clarification, and they VERY slowly, VERY LOUDLY, repeat the E N T I R E ORDER at me like i'm a 2 year old child still learning english. like! i know you want a venti iced white mocha already! but i didnt understand what milk you wanted !!

it brings up the times at the box and it makes me feel like shit and very self conscious. sometimes its hard for me to understand people, even when they speak to me face to face. doesnt mean im worthy of being treated like trash. im tryin to help ma'am.
cfuqua 2 points 3y ago
oh yeah dude when they ignore the question you asked, like "do you still want the whipped cream on there" if they order a non dairy milk, and just repeat their order then you have to ask it again and THEN they stop and think about what you said, or worse if you repeat their entire order to them at a moderate speed and they say "yep" without listening then pull up "oh i wanted a frappe" because now you have to tell barista to remake the drink and everyone in DT has to wait because of it.
deluxe_anxiety 15 points 3y ago
When people leave their headphones in while ordering and have the audacity to say “what?”
elsha007 12 points 3y ago
I hate it when people leave their earbuds in and then practically whisper to me and I'm just like what? I can't hear you. And then they keep whispering! It's loud as fuck in the store, please speak the fuck up.
serynne 13 points 3y ago
Straw wrappers! When customers leave their straw wrappers on the hand off bar... there is literally a trash can five feet away from you!
wolf_girl97 12 points 3y ago
When they throw their change on the counter... so disrespectful.
gollywhiz 7 points 3y ago
whenever a customer does that to me i give them their change back by putting it on the counter. most of the time they dont notice/care, but the few times they get agitated makes my petty lil heart sing
wolf_girl97 3 points 3y ago
This is great! I’m going to try this next time.
dearestloverboy 4 points 3y ago
reminds me of a time when a customer threw a quarter at me at the handoff plane saying it was a tip for a cup of water. thanks, i guess sir !!
misfitsem 11 points 3y ago
When you’re done taking their order at drive.

Me: your total is $x.xx. I’ll see you at the window. Thanks!

Them: you’re welcome.

Or

*pulls into drive thru. .0001 second later

HELLO!!!!

Grinds my gears!!
sbuxbarista88 3 points 3y ago
Omg, the dt thing irritates my soul.
PrisonRiz 9 points 3y ago
I HATE when its busy and someone orders and then stands DIRECTLY in front of the hand off counter. They block all the other customers and usually dont move . Also I have a few customers that will stand there and pick up/ look at every drink I set down there.

Also I have a LOT of people that lean over the counter to fill up cups of water and I have to scold customers about health code standards. It seems like it should be pretty normal that you dont reach over a counter at a food establishment.
lou8all 9 points 3y ago
Or when they stand over the bar and watch you make drinks during peak and tried to talk to you while you are doing drinks and then proceeds to try to ask me out on a date yea no
twrizzecks 6 points 3y ago
1) scanning their app while I’m still on the order screen (especially when the customer name box has popped up and I say “can i get a name for the order?” And they scan the card so the name is the card number)
2) people who crowd the handoff plane and then say “can I also get a water?” Sure Susan let me get that for you instead of sequencing my billion Frappuccinos and
3) “frappè.”
cfuqua -5 points 3y ago
almost got an upvote but then u got prententios about frappe being a 2 syllable shorter word for frappucino, how do u deal with people saying "grande mocha" or, heaven forbid, "large decaf coffee"
twrizzecks 5 points 3y ago
A frappe is what they serve at McDonald’s.

As to your other questions I would say “did you want your mocha hot or over ice?” And then “we don’t have any decaf brewed right now, but we can do a pour over. If you don’t want to wait we can also make a decaf Americano.”

And finally it’s “pretentious”.
neepnoople 5 points 3y ago
Former barista, but this still makes me heated.

Straw wrappers on the condiment bar or hand off plane.

The garbage can is oN YOUR WAY OUT HEATHEN.
Nohandlebarista 1 points 3y ago
There are two trashcans at the condiment bar and people STILL don't put them in there...like what???
neepnoople 1 points 3y ago
At my old store, you had to walk past four cans (including the two in the condiment bar) to get out the door and there was another one immediately outside. Monsters.
kattsmeow17 5 points 3y ago
The scan and run. The barista dismisses you not the beep at the register (channeling my hs teachers)
LeLuisJulia 5 points 3y ago
When you’re in drive thru and they go “hello! How are you? I’d like a-“ without letting you reply to their question, like you asked!
cfuqua 1 points 3y ago
at least they're greeting you! i get "yES I'll HAVE A" so so much it's concerning
mcstressedout 5 points 3y ago
When someone LOOKS at drink and just so happen to decide it's made wrong.
Kittens_bean 5 points 3y ago
That, leaning on my hand off counter, fetching hot/cold for themselves, grabbing the cup before I place it down causing me to get burned, excessive apologies for not knowing the 'lingo', being an ass since you remember days when there was only one roast of coffee, placing dirty dishes on the hand off/ on my bar counter.

Wow I have a lot of pet peeves.
PrisonRiz 1 points 3y ago
Omg I HATE when people bring dishes to me or leave them at the hand off counter! So gross!
P_2_P 3 points 3y ago
Mine is “at MY Starbucks they do it” when they make a ridiculous request. Well bitch go to your Starbucks
rexi_sang 3 points 3y ago
When they don’t say thank you or please (might be childish, but I was raised to say please and thank you always) when they are smoking on drive thru (a lady literally blew the smoke into my face), and when they are on the phone and expect me to stand there and wait for them to hang up. Also, when they ask for water cups all the way in bar and not at the register.
ckhatter 3 points 3y ago
When they pull up to the drive thru and right away yell HELLO like I’ve just brought them into the darkened woods and left them.
I get that they probably don’t understand that we def know they are there or they are trying to be polite but I’m dealing with so much. Please don’t greet me till you’ve been there for at least 5 seconds
williror 2 points 3y ago
I hand out something during peak that has no name/at the drive thru and I say "decaf mocha" instead of "decaf mocha with three Splenda nonfat and light whip" so they say "U GOT THE LIGHT WHIP, CORRECT?" like u think the we didn't include any of ur super specific modifications eveN THO THEY CAN JUST LOOK ON THE STICKER AND SEE THAT WE PUT IT ON THERE LIKE IM NOT GONNA WASTE MY BREATH TO ASSURE YOU THAT THERE IS A WHISPER OF WHIP ON UR MOCHA
TheRosyEgoist 2 points 3y ago
When I’m ringing up their order or name for the order and they try to rush ahead and pay immediately and it just makes the process way longer than it would have been if they waited like 3 seconds
gollywhiz 2 points 3y ago
my top two are driving through without ordering at the speaker, or when you repeatedly ask me if something is yours without even checking for the sticker/name
Cariboumoo 2 points 3y ago
Adult male: "I need a Frappuccino."

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Inside my mind: "You're a grown man."

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Frappuccinos aside, nobody NEEDs any of this commodity.

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On the opposite side of the spectrum:

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Adult Male: "Let me get a large coffee. Black.

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My mind: My man!

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And another thing: That resting bitch-face/half-asleep pandemic of an incredibly lazy tone as if they couldn't be tasked taking a break before speaking.
connorthompson2 7 points 3y ago
I think it’s so funny when I make like a java chip frappe with mocha drizzle and expect it to be a teenage girl and it’s a middle aged man in a suit idk why it’s just funny.
Cariboumoo 0 points 3y ago
Because ideally the older businessman just wants a black coffee or shot of whiskey. But hey, these days, the gender roles are freely up for grabs.
cfuqua 3 points 3y ago
so gender roles applies to drink preferences??

what even is this

"ideally" fuck outta here lol
deluxe_anxiety 4 points 3y ago
God this one time we broke down the blender for cleaning and this grown ass man threw a hissy fit because and I quote: he didn’t know if he’d like anything else on the menu. After making plenty of prime suggestions he still wasn’t satisfied. I kept looking at his girlfriend like, “you don’t have to put up with this.”
Cariboumoo 2 points 3y ago
You can gauge the size of a man by what bothers him.
cfuqua 1 points 3y ago
wait what is this misandry doing here?

why exactly can't a man enjoy a milkshake, in your head?
piscespost 1 points 3y ago
When a customer is on the phone while ordering their stuff on the register or when the customer orders with both earbuds in their ears (makes it look like they don't want to talk to you).

Bruh.
valnavi 1 points 3y ago
When I have my hand out waiting for their payment and they literally throw the money on the counter...................
potterlyfe 1 points 3y ago
I have so many. Lol but today reminded of one of the smaller but super annoying ones. Customers who legit think it’s ok to be an ass or snappy because they ‘haven’t had their coffee yet’. You are a grown ass adult and just because you haven’t had coffee yet is not an excuse for you to act like you can’t be a decent human being in the morning.
Scarymommy 1 points 3y ago
Blocking the path from the handoff plane to where we put our mobile orders. Dude. You see that we have to walk around/between your group. MOVE. Especially if you apologize and say “oh! I’m in the way!” then keep fucking around on your phone.
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