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Customer: can I get a chocolate croissant extra toasted? Me: sure!! (i.redd.it)
submitted by sarextrashaken
fukitwewilldoitlive 49 points 3y ago
Charcoal briquette. It’s called a charcoal briquette
Tara_Kitten 12 points 3y ago
When was edible charcoal added to the menu?
TheRosyEgoist 18 points 3y ago
A few years ago when my coworker was training he put a cookie in the oven and it alone combusted into flames. Not the oven. Not the heating paper. A fucking COOKIE 😭 how does that even happen?!?
sarextrashaken [OP] 12 points 3y ago
I actually have seen multiple cookies catch fire in the oven. Never seen anything else light up except the cookie so you are not alone. So weird
TheRosyEgoist 9 points 3y ago
The secret ingredients are sulfur and gunpowder
sarextrashaken [OP] 4 points 3y ago
Bad should say CAUTION: FLAMMABLE
Koalastars009 5 points 3y ago
Seriously?! I just had a cookie burst into flames last week! With the paper!
xiew 2 points 3y ago
When I first got hired (6 year partner) I was told to always use 2 pieces of parchment when warming cookies. Multiple times parchment has caught on fire in our ovens, but never with 2 pieces of parchment. Always when someone only used one.
sarextrashaken [OP] 2 points 3y ago
Interesting! It’s been a while since a cookie has caught fire at my store but I’ll try to keep this in mind when warming one
enjoymyflight 14 points 3y ago
That looks like my soul
sarextrashaken [OP] 24 points 3y ago
I bet your soul smells better
aerkyanite 8 points 3y ago
No, No, see... that's just the chocolate glaze on the croissant. It just tastes burnt because we have to brulee the glaze onto every croissant with a blow torch, before it goes in the oven. #sbuxsecrets
oxyrynchus 6 points 3y ago
An oven at my old store lost sensitivity in the top-left button so when thinking I hit qty 1, I just left a croissant in there to be forgotten about until we smelled it charring ☠️
FrequentAnxiety 6 points 3y ago
Is that the new s'mores pastry? 🤣
karliseofdeath 5 points 3y ago
Someone once told me to heat their cookie 3 times, and the third time it caught on fire, so now my store has a rule not heating pastries more than twice.
VegetableParliament 3 points 3y ago
Forbidden croissant...
stellar_and_cosmic_ 3 points 3y ago
Hey they asked for it
FreddieMercuryGal18 3 points 3y ago
LOL theyre like can you double toast it please?
steamymilk 3 points 3y ago
I’m dying this is so funny
aShyVixen 3 points 3y ago
Lol I bust out laughing 😂
dragonboi99 2 points 3y ago
because extra toasting something with flaky pastry is gonna go well 🙄
Ypsiowns3013 1 points 3y ago
I’ve done this before. THAT SMELL!
sarextrashaken [OP] 1 points 3y ago
I know so nasty nast
kelchu_ 1 points 3y ago
This makes me very happy
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