Customer: can I get a chocolate croissant extra toasted? Me: sure!!(i.redd.it)
submitted by sarextrashaken
fukitwewilldoitlive49 points3y ago
Charcoal briquette. It’s called a charcoal briquette
Tara_Kitten12 points3y ago
When was edible charcoal added to the menu?
TheRosyEgoist18 points3y ago
A few years ago when my coworker was training he put a cookie in the oven and it alone combusted into flames. Not the oven. Not the heating paper. A fucking COOKIE 😭 how does that even happen?!?
sarextrashaken [OP]12 points3y ago
I actually have seen multiple cookies catch fire in the oven. Never seen anything else light up except the cookie so you are not alone. So weird
TheRosyEgoist9 points3y ago
The secret ingredients are sulfur and gunpowder
sarextrashaken [OP]4 points3y ago
Bad should say CAUTION: FLAMMABLE
Koalastars0095 points3y ago
Seriously?! I just had a cookie burst into flames last week! With the paper!
xiew2 points3y ago
When I first got hired (6 year partner) I was told to always use 2 pieces of parchment when warming cookies. Multiple times parchment has caught on fire in our ovens, but never with 2 pieces of parchment. Always when someone only used one.
sarextrashaken [OP]2 points3y ago
Interesting! It’s been a while since a cookie has caught fire at my store but I’ll try to keep this in mind when warming one
enjoymyflight14 points3y ago
That looks like my soul
sarextrashaken [OP]24 points3y ago
I bet your soul smells better
aerkyanite8 points3y ago
No, No, see... that's just the chocolate glaze on the croissant. It just tastes burnt because we have to brulee the glaze onto every croissant with a blow torch, before it goes in the oven. #sbuxsecrets
oxyrynchus6 points3y ago
An oven at my old store lost sensitivity in the top-left button so when thinking I hit qty 1, I just left a croissant in there to be forgotten about until we smelled it charring ☠️
FrequentAnxiety6 points3y ago
Is that the new s'mores pastry? 🤣
karliseofdeath5 points3y ago
Someone once told me to heat their cookie 3 times, and the third time it caught on fire, so now my store has a rule not heating pastries more than twice.
VegetableParliament3 points3y ago
Forbidden croissant...
stellar_and_cosmic_3 points3y ago
Hey they asked for it
FreddieMercuryGal183 points3y ago
LOL theyre like can you double toast it please?
steamymilk3 points3y ago
I’m dying this is so funny
aShyVixen3 points3y ago
Lol I bust out laughing 😂
dragonboi992 points3y ago
because extra toasting something with flaky pastry is gonna go well 🙄
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