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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

Full History - 2019 - 08 - 20 - ID#ct2r0t
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When customers thing you know the stipulations of their diets. (i.redd.it)
submitted by bedpan_3
kyle_shrewz 70 points 3y ago
when you’re showing the new person how to ring in a coconut milk mocha macchiato
guitarbr0 24 points 3y ago
i refer the whole 'other espresso' section as the true secret menu to green beans
PrisonRiz 60 points 3y ago
Cant wait until the keto fad has run its course, I gag everytime I have to make a heavy cream latte
ConfusedByFarts 46 points 3y ago
Passion tango tea with SF vanilla and extra heavy cream 🤢
PrisonRiz 17 points 3y ago
EW I KNOW I've seen pics of it on facebook calling it the "keto pink drink" and I wanna slap whoever's responsible
leopardsocks 14 points 3y ago
Omg I had a guy order that today and I was so caught off guard! "Okay, so you want the sugar free vanilla and milk IN the passion tea?"
bedpan_3 [OP] 6 points 3y ago
I literally had someone order a black coffee and then add a pay of butter to it. I had to double check to make sure they actually wanted it in the drink 😷
aerkyanite 7 points 3y ago
That's a very old northern tradition or taste thing. I always wanted to know, from what cultural heritage that came from.
musiconthewind 5 points 3y ago
I think it originally was a soldier thing. They wouldn’t get milk in their rations so they’d add butter to their coffee. I think they found out the fat from the butter helps you metabolize the caffeine better?
pleasesurpriseme 50 points 3y ago
One of our partners was taking orders in drive when someone asked, “what do you have that’s like, healthy??????” and I sarcastically said “water” but I was too close and everyone heard me 😂
SnapcasteRamage 24 points 3y ago
Customer: What do you have here that’s good?
Me: Coffee

C: What doesn’t have sugar in it?
M: Black Coffee

C: Anything without caffeine?
M: Water

And to think, our customer service score went up 8 points this quarter.
Alicat-and-Quasar 15 points 3y ago
If they don't know how am I supposed to know 🤷🏻‍♀️
Azra-l 13 points 3y ago
If they can at least describe it to me I’ll try to help, but if they have no idea what their diet even consists of I’ll put the equal amount of effort in
aeboombooms 11 points 3y ago
skinny mochas with half HWC and half water are common in my store. Also tons of cold brews/iced coffees with HWC and a SF syrup.

imo the passion tea + heavy cream is the worst. it literally pains me to shake heavy cream in the shaker.
biladi79 11 points 3y ago
If someone wants a keto suggestion from you: No sugar, lots of fat is the goal. Heavy cream or half and half for milk is always what we get, with either SF vanilla or SF cin dolce for flavor.
espressnooo 16 points 3y ago
🤢
biladi79 5 points 3y ago
Yeah it's gross.
drinkliquidclocks 11 points 3y ago
I'm not keto, but SFCD with heavy cream or almond milk is delicious. I dont have any special diet, I just enjoy the combo enough to order it every day
sonothipster 0 points 3y ago
I always just say black coffee
atlantiic 9 points 3y ago
They don’t have the recipe I don’t make the drink. My job is to remember the core drinks and not drinks from some fake fad diet.
aerkyanite 2 points 3y ago
Tell it. If its after pique and second rush, I might have time for you to tell me EXACTLY what you're looking for, and I can piece it together.

But there's a line behind you, Karen, and you thinking about if Heavy Creme or 1/2n1/2 is better in that bleh drink is not gonna change how bleh it is.
schroedingerzbarista 7 points 3y ago
Kind of off topic but just as fucking stupid:
The Regular Vegan who wants to switch up their order with an Iced Caramel Cloud Macchiato with Coconut Milk.
I’m totally happy to do that but you DO know the cloud mix contains egg, riigghhhhhht????
idk888888 3 points 3y ago
Some people aren’t vegan they just don’t want to drink a lot of dairy
classicalyouth 6 points 3y ago
If you dont know the recipe, I dont know how to make it
ribbonhands 4 points 3y ago
Me neither 🤷‍♀️🤔😜
IzzyRezArt 5 points 3y ago
I refuse to know diets.
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