tai chi latte

Strawberry ikea

Any time someone orders a Trenty sized drink (which is frequent)

Instead of a medicine ball, I had someone ask me for an ‘eight ball’ once.

EXXPRESSO

Caramel maccalotta for me. My SM love/hated a regular at her old store always got a Flappuccino.

Nitrous cold brew with cascada cold foam

Megan Dragonfruit Refresher

“Y’all have cold brew that doesn’t taste like ass?”

In its defense, some ass tastes good

"Hot cheese nut frappallini". Wasn't sure at 5:30 in the morning when it happened. Still not sure now.

(Also: yes I asked for clarification, yes he said the exact same thing again- with conviction.)

maggot fresher
strawberry ikea
caramel fettuccine
strawberry asiago

“Can I get a grande Dragon Jizz?”

Tall grand caramel mocchiato

Berry a kai fresher

Cocaine cold brew

I like “mochie cooka crumble” and someone legit said “saki refresher lemonade “

Not a drink, but someone once wanted a “berry Try-o yogurt”. Had me dying.

Double mortuary (he meant doppio macchiato 😩)

Cheese DARNISH

Skinny vanilly latte and maingen dragonfruit

Grande venti caramel mossiana

Lady comes to order "I'd like a venti pinkity drinkity". We all laugh, we'd heard that before. But oh, no. She wasn't done. "I'd like to get one of those mochi frappucinis and a tomati mozzarelli panini". It was wonderful. We all had to pull it together before she got the window but we busted UP when she left.

Tenti strawberry chiller doo dad

"I need a Pika"

".. We don't sell Pokémon. You mean a pike?"

"yes that"

Traventi tee

“Gran-dee” “Ventay” “Trentay”

‘Hot venti americano iced please’

Strawberry acaysha or pinkily drinkily (no not pinkity drinkity) ordered with complete confidence and seriousness.. also sensual strawberry Frappuccino lol

A lot tuh

Caramel Robin Crunch was my recent one.

Not a drink, but someone once asked me for an "empty croissant"

Caramel RAINBOW crunch

“Magno dragonfruit refreshener”

Caramel "Macheeto"

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strawberry IKEA refresher 🍓

I hear Trent’s mispronounced quite often as
“Tentra”.

strawberry acne/ikea/akee

i said “chee tea latte ready at the bar” and was tormented by my partners the rest of the shift. also, “frappuccini”

Carbon ribble cranch frapp. Poor girl apologized after saying that because she knew she wasn’t making sense 😂 And one more, the mongen drongo

"Caramel Marchachino"
*I'm thinking Macchiato.*
Me: "Hot or Iced?"
"Uhhhh.... Iced"
Me: "Is that a blended drink?"
"UHHHH OF COURSE!?!?"
"So a caramel FRAPPucino. What size you simple bitch?"

Someone ordered something along the lines of a ‘sunny day Frappuccino with happy sprinkles’ I asked at the window if he was just BSing me and he said yeah he just wanted to know what I would do lol.

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chia tea lattee

I’m literally dying of laughter right now

Vintage...

Mango fruit dragon 😂😂😂

Venti grande latte

When they say mocha instead of matcha.

Mondo Dragon and Caramel Ma-kee-oh-tee are two of my favorites.

When people order Dunkin drinks...nope, no Coolatas here..

I had one lady who could not say “Frappaccino”.

“Frashashini”

“Frashishino”

“Frasha- gimme that blended thingy”

One guy called it a caramel ribbon butt and the whole morning crew lost it

A trementas iced tea. That or the Mangen Drangenfruit

Caramel Machinato

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Had a lady order a “caramel MUCHACHO CLOUD — BLENDED”

Carmen Robin Crush Frappe

Magnon drago fruit

“Grenade Carmel macho” (grande Carmel macchiato) I kid you not 😂

Drango mangenfruit refresher

Can I get a Grand? How about a Ventayy? Or the girl that asked for a chi chi frap. She wanted chai

Tronta mochiotto

Strawberry Akeesha

Matchata instead of matcha

Ventè

Mango passion fruit tea

caramel macchameeta