Or maybe, just maybe, it's a health code violation because people are gross.

I mean they could just hand him a sample cup of heavy cream instead of a whooole cup but. Yeah dramatic lol

Okay. Guido garbage. A splash is unit of measurement you dumb fuck. It’s half an ounce, and we don’t want your filthy hands all over our cartons.

Oh my god thank you for sharing this. Wtf! God I can’t.