Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind
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Lost half my brains after this call (self.starbucksbaristas)
submitted by dancing_durian
Received this call on Wednesday!
(In 6 octaves higher than usual) Hi, thanks for calling Starbucks (location)! How may we help you?
incoherent mess
I’m sorry, would you repeat that?
(Getting loud and agitated) can you tell me the code to punch in for a Puppuccino?
Unfortunately, you cannot order that online. It’s just a cup of whipped cream. You just come in and ask for it and we’ll give it to you.
Will it be made the same day?
It’s just a cup a whipped cream. We just give it to you when you come in.
Is there a charge?
No. We give those for free!
Do I need to bring my dog?
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(In 6 octaves higher than usual) Hi, thanks for calling Starbucks (location)! How may we help you?
incoherent mess
I’m sorry, would you repeat that?
(Getting loud and agitated) can you tell me the code to punch in for a Puppuccino?
Unfortunately, you cannot order that online. It’s just a cup of whipped cream. You just come in and ask for it and we’ll give it to you.
Will it be made the same day?
It’s just a cup a whipped cream. We just give it to you when you come in.
Is there a charge?
No. We give those for free!
Do I need to bring my dog?
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Andromedaiscool 53 points 3y ago
"Do you guys still have the color changing cups?"
dancing_durian [OP] 33 points 3y ago
*the horror* now everyone investing their interest in the black studded cups
Andromedaiscool 10 points 3y ago
Those cups arw actually pretty cool. But im just not the person to spend 25 dollars on a cup when you can get a nice one for 3. But hey, to each there own.
yyz_barista 13 points 3y ago
"Do you still have the Unicorn Frappuccino?"
SkaagiThor 14 points 3y ago
I had this lady order 2 pup cups then just devour them both herself as soon as I gave them to her. Made me sad bc I wanted to see a puppy :(
unevenstars 3 points 3y ago
There's someone that comes in and asks for three pup cups and then at the window she asks for three spoons and gives them to her kids. The horror I felt when I made this realization.
dancing_durian [OP] 3 points 3y ago
A regular of mine asked for me once and I was on break. Came out to see her and she let me hold her support dog. Made my day.
PalajsaM18 8 points 3y ago
My God. You don’t have to be dumb. Just pick it up in the DT and bring your dog and you won’t even have to ask.
dancing_durian [OP] 18 points 3y ago
In the words of my closer: ‘need proof of pooch before purchase’
Jeffuk88 6 points 3y ago
"are you open?"
Kaywin 4 points 3y ago
Opened this morning and AS WE WERE WALKING THROUGH THE DOOR TO CLOCK IN 2 people were already in our drive through. Like, does nobody check the hours on a store before heading in??? Especially during vampire hours like 4 AM???
BrOKen0318 1 points 3y ago
My store has been getting so many calls for nitro 😂🤷🏼♀️
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dancing_durian [OP] 18 points 3y ago
No this woman was serious. Like she really wanted to get it and was all surprised that a Puppccino was just a thing of whipped cream. She must have thought it was a fancy drink or something
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