I think my favorite part about this is men who order a black coffee with cream and sugar and I’m like....so not a black coffee?

I once read Blake Shelton made a tweet about being in Starbucks and taking to some guy while he was in line. The guy in front of him orders a caramel macchiato and Blake tweeted, “I didn’t know he was gay”.

Gay for ordering one of Starbucks most popular drinks. I can’t roll my eyes far enough into my head.

people who drink black pike, how do you do it? it’s not even good.

We have a regular that does this exact scenario with a decaf pour over. His name is Ralph and he's a real piece of work. Has to be like 85

It’s missing the part where they talk about being the *only* person who uses cash anymore and asking if we still take it

This barista clearly served my husband.

Every industry has that "I'm not like your other customers" *proceeds to talk/act like the vast majority of customers.*

Humans aren't all that great at realistic introspection. It's why the pumpkin pie basic bitch memes are so funny-- because it gets people to accept their basic bitch status because it's been made popular.

How do I upvote more than once

My fave are the ones who emphasize BLACK coffee then 5 seconds later go uhm EXCUSE ME I can't FIT any CREAM in this cup!

A whole Chad...

was DTO one day and a customer said they wanted their americano BLACK and i quote “how i like my women”..... i—.....