Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind
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You want which size? (self.starbucksbaristas)
submitted by hexsan91
Actual customer order:
Customer: “Can I get a tall hot caramel macchiato grande?”
Me: “Okay, and which size did you want?”
Customer, *now extremely pissed*: “I SAID, a TALL. HOT. CARAMEL MACCHIATO. *GRANDE*.”
Me, an intellectual: “Ma’am, you’re giving me two different drink sizes, so unless you’re ordering two different drinks, I need you to pick one.”
Customer: “Can I get a tall hot caramel macchiato grande?”
Me: “Okay, and which size did you want?”
Customer, *now extremely pissed*: “I SAID, a TALL. HOT. CARAMEL MACCHIATO. *GRANDE*.”
Me, an intellectual: “Ma’am, you’re giving me two different drink sizes, so unless you’re ordering two different drinks, I need you to pick one.”
cortvicious 32 points 3y ago
Same thing happened to me the other day when she just kept yelling “LARGE GRANDE caramel Frappuccino” so I gave up and just repeated back a Venti caramel frap and she sighed and said “NO! I SAID GRANDE! “ So I made her a grande and when I handed it to her she said “why was that so hard” and walked away
onlygirloffour 16 points 3y ago
My family has a joke about my brother visiting me at work ordering an iced caramel macchiato Frappuccino hot
kylakat13 9 points 3y ago
What size did she end up ordering???
hexsan91 [OP] 40 points 3y ago
Well here’s the kicker: she told me that that’s how she always orders her drink and that “The Other Starbucks” always just makes her order for her.
So I had to visually show her a tall and a grande cup so she could finally just choose the size she wanted (she chose the grande size). And then I told her, “Alright, so this is the grande size, and when you place your order next time you just need to say a grande caramel macchiato.”
So I had to visually show her a tall and a grande cup so she could finally just choose the size she wanted (she chose the grande size). And then I told her, “Alright, so this is the grande size, and when you place your order next time you just need to say a grande caramel macchiato.”
0x52and1x52 14 points 3y ago
Where’s this “Other Starbucks” because it sounds like a dope place to go when I’m off. Sounds like I can get free shit as long as I have a bad attitude if I go there.
cfuqua 1 points 3y ago
thats all starbucks.
Make It Right!
Make It Right!
bexbux 6 points 3y ago
I hate the whole “other” starbucks concept. If you like that store so much just go back there 🙄 I understand we’re all supposed to be pretty standard, but honestly that’s unrealistic. So I feel like it’s only fair for customers to learn how to properly tell us their order so we can make it to their liking
s_ingramsm 8 points 3y ago
Whenever people do that I just want to say, “Yes, say what you said, but slower. Let’s see if we can use our big brains to figure out what’s wrong here.”
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