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Some designer got paid multiple times my salary to throw some clip art on a cup and not even have the words carry over between lines

Starbucks Holiday Marketing Meeting

Exec 1: Okay, hear me out.
Exec 2: I’m listening.
1: Take all of standard holiday phrases...
2: Yeah?
1: And make them inebriated!
2: Sold. Sushi for lunch?

Yeah, I'm not a fan.

A lot of sbux graphic designers got fired and I assume the company was like, "what can we do in MS paint?"

Marketing is reverting to MS Paint and Word Art for all of the promos now. They also hired a second grader at a local Seattle middle school to come up with catch phrases for each launch. In exchange they pay him in puppochinos


Edit: I mean elementary school but my brain is so traumatized by red cups that I just can’t...
Also I wish to revise my statement that all the marketing team is just a bunch of 2nd graders learning how to use a computer fully.

And it's so hard to read the markings on it!!

People came in today asking for the free red cup. There were literally sighs I'd relief when I said we still had them. I just don't get it.

I told my partners that it must be some higher ups’ kid came up with the idea and everyone in that meeting was terrified of being fired and unanimously went ‘that looks great!’

It looks like a printing error