On my day off, I’m driving to school and stop in to my store to grab a mobile order, say hi to my coworkers, and walk back to my car. Once I get to my car, I got in and begin putting my coffee in the cup holder and sandwich in my bag when a customer pulls up behind me and impatiently honks their horn at me, wanting my parking spot. I was like, *really??* So I literally took longer. I took my time plugging my seatbelt in, I connected my phone to my car and found the music channel I wanted to listen to before driving (because it’s the safest thing to do), and adjusted my mirrors before finally leaving.
Cheers, bitch!
getyoassinbackthere109 points3y ago
If you had the time after all that you should’ve gone back inside 😂
hexsan91 [OP]95 points3y ago
The thought crossed my mind honestly
Also, your user name goes with your comment perfectly lol
getyoassinbackthere4 points3y ago
Lmao you’re not wrong! 🤷🏻♂️
gringita9727 points3y ago
Those people are the worst.
paolathepanda26 points3y ago
Uh tf I'd take longer. You did good. Tbh think I would've been petty and have gone to the bathroom so that they can fuck off and find another parking 'cause they're not entitled to anything and certainly not your spot.
PandaVike25 points3y ago
I used to work in a store with a parking ramp situation in a snobby neighborhood so weekends were obviously hell but during the annual art festival it was the 4th ring of hell.
One time I was leaving after a LOVELY Saturday and some woman literally followed me from the stairs to my car, driving behind me like a creeper. I sat in my car and took a moment to just sigh and de-compress. This Waste of Space actually knocked on my window and asked when I was leaving. I told her that I was calling my mom and couldn’t leave because it’s not safe to phone and drive. I waited until she gave up before I left and then actually waved someone else over to give them my space.
mandybiscotti2 points3y ago
did she just leave her car standing in the aisle to get out and walk up to your car?!? People are unbelievable!
PandaVike1 points3y ago
She sure did. And if other people had been behind her, I would have moved (eventually) but there were no other cars behind her at the time so I didn’t feel in any hurry.
Azra-l7 points3y ago
People telling you to do things you already intend on doing oof. Def the best way to get me to do the opposite of what you’re asking
Zeldaluvr20075 points3y ago
Ugh I hate people like that. It annoys me to no end when I get to a parking lot and there are campers. I totally would’ve gone back inside just to be petty.
serenity_flows134 points3y ago
I stay in my car on my breaks and I always laugh when I just get to my car on my 30 and someone tries to wait for me to leave
Sike bitch I’m not going anywhere
sadxtortion3 points3y ago
Off topic somewhat: my husband and I were at a mall parking structure about to leave. Husband was getting directions and waiting especially since the signal was almost nonexistent in the structure. Lady followed us and literally moved closer to the front of his car, looking angry because we weren’t leaving. Idgi? If you don’t want to wait then find somewhere else. It’s us doing you the favor of leaving our spot so don’t rush us or we will take even more time to leave oops
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