Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind
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you tried your best (self.starbucksbaristas)
submitted by babymarkus
“can i get uhhhhh...carbon ribble crunch?”
MikraeAppassionata 34 points 3y ago
carbon rubble crunch frappuccino is just a handful of charcoal briquettes thrown in the blender with coffee base
AliCandyBar 13 points 3y ago
Is it vegan tho?
BuffyBoltonVampFlayr 11 points 3y ago
We have a customer who gets her vallilla latte every day and I think it's just the cutest
coolcat411 7 points 3y ago
I had somebody order a Tai Chi the other day, and we couldn’t stop laughing about it. She was the best and I want her to come every day
commander_in_queeef 2 points 3y ago
Oh God I say it all the time and a few times over the headset like a nimrod 😔
coolcat411 2 points 3y ago
Words are hard! I’m amazed i can ever formulate sentences out loud honestly
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calebfromstarbucks 6 points 3y ago
I've had people order spicy chodes before instead of a chorizo.
taylorann_2000 6 points 3y ago
Had someone order a caramel "mojito" today!
and-i-oooppp 2 points 3y ago
Somebody called the everything bantams “vegetable bagel circles”
hufflepuffisonfleek 2 points 3y ago
Had a lady ask for a Spicy Chorozo sandwich once. Was laughing about that one for a while.
Ladysm1th 1 points 3y ago
Had someone in DT order a "strawberry akeesha" we all had to turn our mics off to connect ourselves from laughing too hard
lalaland_lauren 1 points 3y ago
had someone talking to their kids once on drive thru about the “karm bruh lille latte” and i just about died. didn’t help that the car right after was ordering normally and said “i’m sorry you know how kids can be— SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I COME BACK THERE AND BEAT YO ASS THIS WHY YOU NOT GETTIN NO DAMN CAKE POP”
S50013563g9 1 points 3y ago
someone asked for a neetro with sweet cream yesterday
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