Someone in my store made a notebook of secret menu items for us to look at if we get requests. I told them to stop fucking encouraging people. It very clearly states that this isn’t the ACTUAL menu and that people need to HAVE the recipe themselves. I’m not flipping through a fucking notebook when that’s literally not my job.

End rant.

Bring me Barbies. I blend for you.

Good job spreading the good word. I love secret menus coming up in convo and slamming that door. No such thing as a secret menu, just annoying orders.

My local news posted something like “what’s a phrase that annoys or infuriates you?” And I just wrote “Starbucks secret menu”

I got silver & 7k upvotes for venting into the void. Let's all celebrate people learning to bring recipes when they order

“cAn I gEt aN AriAna granDe FraP?” ABSOLUTELY NOT