Had a dude order a “venti iced americano no water”...

me: so an americano is actually just shots of espresso ice and water so you just want espresso over ice?

Him: okay put milk in there instead of water

Me: 🤦🏼‍♀️oh okay so you want an iced latte

I think my brain broke reading that

I’m honestly exhausted having to figure out what customers actually want and not just giving them whatever nonsense they think they’re ordering. I told someone I worked at Starbucks and they said i love Starbucks I always get a cappuccino but there’s so much foam! Like why so much foam put more milk.... im doneeee

Reminds me of the person who ordered an americano and then complained that it tasted like watered down espresso. . . umm yes, that's what the drink is.

A customer yelled atme yesterday for saying she needs to request chai without water because the standard has water