Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind
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Karen (self.starbucksbaristas)
submitted by coldplanet75
“Hi can I get an espresso... venti with white mocha iced?”
Me: “ did you want a venti iced white mocha or an espresso shot over ice with white mocha in a venti cup?”
K: “ no.... it’s like a frappe”
M:” so a white mocha Frappuccino... that’s blended with ice?”
K:” NO”
Me.....
K:” I always order it like this and they know what I’m talking about”
🙃
Me: “ did you want a venti iced white mocha or an espresso shot over ice with white mocha in a venti cup?”
K: “ no.... it’s like a frappe”
M:” so a white mocha Frappuccino... that’s blended with ice?”
K:” NO”
Me.....
K:” I always order it like this and they know what I’m talking about”
🙃
BBWDomina 54 points 3y ago
In planet dumb bitch-landia probably.
dancing_durian 35 points 3y ago
‘i AlWaYs OrDeR iT lIkE tHiS!’ Sure Jan! 🙄😪
ska_barista 28 points 3y ago
Guy came up yesterday asking for a Nf DOUBLE TALL CAP NO FOAM XTRA HOT . I wrote the cup and sent it down the line.... good luck guys . I ain't arguing.
Wasabi-ragga 5 points 3y ago
Maybe he wanted a latte lol I have a regular who comes in and gets an extra wet cappuccino, I make a latte and she loves it and she tips well so I dont argue or correct her.
cali_diamonds 22 points 3y ago
Starbucks needs to shut down for a month and watch everyone flip shit
cornvador 14 points 3y ago
Omg or when Karen asked for a vanilla iced coffee with caramel drizzle and you ask:
Me: Do you still want the classic in there?
Karen: umm.. haha.. what?
Me: Oh yeah, The classic sweetener! it comes with the iced coffee as default ☺️ did you just want the the caramel and vanilla in it and add no classic.
Karen: (disgusted face)I’ve never had this problem, they always make it for me. I’ve never had them ask me about a sweetener!?😡🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me: We’ll have that ready for you! 😬😶
Me: Do you still want the classic in there?
Karen: umm.. haha.. what?
Me: Oh yeah, The classic sweetener! it comes with the iced coffee as default ☺️ did you just want the the caramel and vanilla in it and add no classic.
Karen: (disgusted face)I’ve never had this problem, they always make it for me. I’ve never had them ask me about a sweetener!?😡🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me: We’ll have that ready for you! 😬😶
KatySheets 13 points 3y ago
God, what is with that phrase? “I’ve never been asked that before.” with that stupid ass look on their face. Like just answer the fucking question and get out of my drive thru.
Michigoose99 4 points 3y ago
Omg an older man asked for an iced coffee red-eye and I asked if he wanted the sweetener (that comes with iced coffees by default unless it's cold brew).... He gets OFFENDED THAT I ASKED. "No sweetener! I've been getting this drink since BEFORE YOU WERE BORN!" (Doubtful, I'm in my mid forties but ok.) So I put the order through and then he moves down to harass my partner, who's getting slammed on bar and isn't making his drink immediately bc other ppl ordered before him: THIS ISN'T THAT HARD! IT SHOULDN'T TAKE THIS LONG!
OK Boomer.
OK Boomer.
brit_666 7 points 3y ago
Karen: *walks in and stands at handoff plane for about a minute *
Karen: “is anybody going to help me?”
Barista: “we’d be happy to help you down there!”*pointing to register*
Karen: *sighs, walking down to the register and proceeds to order with an attitude *
Karen: “is anybody going to help me?”
Barista: “we’d be happy to help you down there!”*pointing to register*
Karen: *sighs, walking down to the register and proceeds to order with an attitude *
coldplanet75 [OP] 1 points 3y ago
yes! Or my favorite is when they walk in and look at the mobile order station and pick up a random drink and say “is this mine” I DONT KNOW. IVE NEVER MET YOU BEFORE.
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