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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

Full History - 2020 - 01 - 11 - ID#enb9sz
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Spoke down to a Karen while disguised as a customer today. (self.starbucksbaristas)
submitted by Arianasagapo
Here I am, waiting for my morning iced quad at my local Starbucks(not the one I work at). I usually just add half and half to it & go on my merry way. When I went to pour the half and half, it was pretty much empty. Conveniently, there’s a evidently annoyed Karen waiting for the half and half. I saw that the store I was at had a small rush of people so I waited, got some ones attention, asked for some more half and half & did what any normal functioning human would do in this situation & waited patiently. A minute or so goes by, there’s a line of drinks, I’m still waiting patiently & here comes Karen huffing and puffing. She practically YELLS over the bar at the barista I asked for half and half saying “excuse me can you please hurry up. This girl asked for half and half and there’s more people waiting for it. My cars double parked and I don’t have time to wait”. The barista stops mid drink & evidently looks kind of embarrassed or upset. Then Karen has the nerve to turn to me and say “sorry, some times you have to be aggressive with them. They just stand around and do nothing most of the time.”

At this point I turned to the angry Karen and said “no, you don’t have to be aggressive. it’s busy in here. That girl is obviously drowning in drinks. If you don’t have the time to wait, you shouldn’t have stopped for coffee. And don’t say sorry to me, you should be sorry that you think your time is more important than anyone else’s.” Karen looked soooo appalled that anyone would speak to her like that. She got what she deserved. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It felt so good to stand up to a Karen, you guys have no idea.
Michigoose99 213 points 3y ago
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHAHAHA I wish I could see her face when you dropped this truth bomb on her in public! Well done.
Arianasagapo [OP] 84 points 3y ago
Her face was priceless omg 😂😂😂
BlazedCollegeKids 157 points 3y ago
“Sometimes you have to be aggressive with them” what bull fucking shit is this ?
philography 73 points 3y ago
A lot of people strip workers of their humanity, and it makes it easier to be an asshole.
analiseh18 46 points 3y ago
ohh that line made me PISSED - we’re not your dogs to train
Arianasagapo [OP] 37 points 3y ago
That’s exactly why I retaliated. Why the hell would anyone even have this mentality.
Marinaseaglass 18 points 3y ago
I feel like this is how people used to talk about their slaves.
0ejp1 14 points 3y ago
I REREAD THAT 3 TIMES TO MAKE SURE I READ IT RIGHT my blood is boiling
Maddyc0709 72 points 3y ago
Not all heroes wear a green apron
suenologia 44 points 3y ago
a hero.
Kimbrulee44 34 points 3y ago
Yes!! Turn your apron around and wear it like a cape, cause you're a hero!
TheBlueSuperNova 28 points 3y ago
You the GOAT, OP
molde37 23 points 3y ago
Thank you for your service 😭🙌
stephanonymous 14 points 3y ago
Carefully, she’s a hero.
cs_phoenix 12 points 3y ago
HELL YEAH NICE
maliaashley 11 points 3y ago
I kiss the ground you walk upon, kind hero.
Undidiridium_ 8 points 3y ago
Ugh yes! We have the rudest customers at our sbux but every once in a while we have someone who has worked in customer service come in and take down the Karen.

Hopefully she'd think twice next time. Also standing around? Do they look like they're standing around??
Vader_Boi 8 points 3y ago
Damn, there might be a god after all 🙏
missthemac 7 points 3y ago
You’re my hero
katiejaguar 4 points 3y ago
Thank you
EzraEpp 3 points 3y ago
I’m a Starbucks barista, and this lady her name was Susan, and she ordered a coffee cake. I finished taking her order, and politely stated I would warm her coffee cake and it would be out in a minute or two. She then said no you’re going to do it right now! Lmao wtf. I then said no I’m going to help the next two people behind her and I would then get it, now have a nice day. She was so pissed. When she got it she sat at the table closest to the counter and glared at me for 10 minutes while she ate her cake. Wtf move on
Arianasagapo [OP] 3 points 3y ago
People are way too entitled man
MiniAussieMom82 3 points 3y ago
I blame several factors for this... Starbucks bowing to the will of every customer and not having their partners backs, people getting rusty at the whole “interacting with other humans on a regular basis outside the facelessness of social media and such... but mostly... mostly I blame Burger King. Their whole “Have it your way” campaign really brought an overwhelming dose of extra to the masses. Now it’s “just how life is.” And that’s sad. There is no reason that a cup of coffee should be more important than a human being.
RuthlessMaxima 2 points 3y ago
She sounds like the kind of person that would be double parked.
BoldlyRamiah 2 points 3y ago
"Sometimes you have to be aggressive with them"

Ex fucking scuse me?!

We are not a machine you can kick until it works right. We're breathing human beings. Fuck right off.
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