Okay. Now that I think about it, it’s no worse than some of the other bullshit people ask for on the regular anyway.

I had someone the other day come in and ask for what they called “The Purple Drink”... they said it was half pink drink and half passion tea with soy and vanilla syrup.

I said “Okay so that would be strawberry açaí base, coconut milk, strawberry pieces, passion tea, soy milk, and vanilla syrup... you want that all in one drink?” Them: “yes” Me:”okay what size?” Them:

“Tall”

???

It cost over $7 for 12oz of beverage...