THE SCENE:
-tail end of peak
-line in DT
-One person flexing DTW and DTO

THE PLAYERS
-J: the DT queen
-K: in line in DT

BEGIN

J: good morning, and thank you for choosing Starbucks! How are you doin today?

K: I have a mobile order for K.

J: oh awesome! We’ll have that for you here at the window, thank you!

K: so do you want me to pull around all these other cars?

J: haha, good one. I’ll see you up here.

K: am I pulling around these cars to get to the window? There’s a line so I can’t pull up.

At this point J looks around at all the partners wearing a headset and we’re all just as confused as her.

K: heLLOO? How am I supposed to get to the window with all these cars in front of me?

J: well—

K: never mind. I’m coming inside.

K then proceeds to REVERSE OUT OF THE DT LINE, forcing cars behind them to move out of the way, so they can come inside to truly skip the line.

Y’all sometimes people are too much.