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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

Full History - 2020 - 01 - 17 - ID#eq5ptf
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I like to say “No” to customers (self.starbucksbaristas)
submitted by cobanat
Usually when they order a Venti Nitro, It brings me joy as I can reject their order.

Also my Starbucks doesn’t take the rewards since we’re licensed so I love when customers go like:
“Hello Im gonna use my rewards and can I get a Caramel Macchiato Venti with two extra blonde ristretto shots paint the walls no foam stirred upside down and a cheese danish toasted and I should have enough points to cover this order”
While not once looking up from their phone. Then I get to burst their bubble by telling them we don’t accept rewards. :)
thehalima 38 points 3y ago
Me when customers ask if we have pumpkin spice
TheBlueSuperNova 25 points 3y ago
“Are you kidding! How are you already out of pumpkin spice!”

Shakes head “that’s just how it be”

Pumpkin spice: $5<

Minimum wage: 15>

Customers reaction when you can’t fulfill their request: priceless

There are some things money can’t buy, for everything else there’s a MasterCard
daniwhizbang 9 points 3y ago
Me when ppl ask for Eggnog halfway through January.
sleepyanarchy 2 points 3y ago
me yesterday
Chronos1225 5 points 3y ago
Licensed store life
daniwhizbang 3 points 3y ago
We only take drink rewards, so NO, I can't redeem your fucking reward for a free modifier/bakery item. SUCK IT!!
dvrude 3 points 3y ago
This sounds marvelous
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