There’s no possible way for me to get absolutely 0% foam on your latte due to the way steaming milk works. If you mobile order and don’t pick it up for 10 minutes it’s gonna have foam on it. I’d be happy to remove the foam IF YOU JUST ASKED NICELY INSTEAD OF BEING A DICK BRIAN.

Your HCMT isn’t going to cure shit.

That's not a flat white.

A stirred caramel Macchiato is just a vanilla latte with caramel drizzle.

You said matcha latte not iced.

You realize that our base for frapps are sugar so your gross keto diet drink isn’t really keto

You do realize this cup of whip cream is really bad for your dog since we put tons of vanilla and sugar in it right? Oh you don’t care, Cool 👍🏻

Please be ready to order when you get to the speaker box. Neither I, my partners, nor the cars behind you want to wait on you to call to get your friend’s drink order. Pro tip: call them before you get to the store.

Also, I don’t mind an honest question, but if you need to quiz me on more than two items, please park and come in to the cafe so you aren’t killing my drive times and causing a long wait for those behind you.

While we are at it, it’s rude to continue your phone conversation when I’m trying to get your payment and hand you your order. It doesn’t make you look important, it just shows that you are inconsiderate.

You didn’t say iced

"That is NOT what you said" or "you're lying"
I really don't have any issues with custies other then the lying ones far to often we hear them order at POS make the drink and hand it off, "I didnt order that I wanted a _______ s/he must've typed it in wrong" no we HEARD you and made it according you just didnt wanna lay for a venti drink

You can't order at the window. Drive around ma'am. You had your chance.

An upside down caramel macchiato is just a latte

No, you can't add on extra items once you've pulled up to the window. ESPECIALLY sandwiches or frappucinos.

Don’t ask me to read off every pastry we have when you don’t even end up ordering one!

Also... “Tracy your Vt Iced Caramel Macchiato with half an inch of Caramel Drizz, twice a day is the reason you’re a fat rude cunt”

Harsh, I know but I’m sooooo done with her and her husbands bullshit.

"You didn't want a venti, you didn't get confused when i said tall meant small and you thought tall meant "big", either pay the difference or fuck off!"
Also equally,
"Your mobile order isn't more important than any other drink, sorry you suck and sorry you we're raised without any manners!"

5 shots in a grande nitro? Sir, it's time to switch to coke

Not my fault YOURE late

We joke at our store about how awesome it would be to have a food service "purge" day, where one day a year, food service workers can say anything they want to customers.

(Not so much a joke, seriously, can this be a thing?)

If you dont say frap after peppermint mocha, i will make you a goddamn peppermint mocha, NOT a peppermint mocha frap!
Specify whether you want iced, hot or as a frap because I'm not a mind reader.
Saying cold does not mean frappuccino, THERE ARE ICED DRINKS TOO
You're dumb if your order a cappuccino without foam
Karen stfu im going as fast as i can, its not my fault you ordered 14 kids hot chocolates for your kids soccer team

"A refresher is not a tea it's a double strength syrup, go drink a Coke it's cheaper"

“Are you trying to have a heart attack” @the 85 year old who gets two 14 shot lattes everyday

You do realize this is COFFEE you're screaming at me over. Plus, you're a fucking ADULT. Why don't you act like it.

No foam means it's not technically a latte anymore. Why don't you just get a coffee and put cream in it?

" you really dont know any manners do you? "

Oh my God, eww.

You never said you wanted it iced, either you forgot to or you fucking changed your mind after you ordered

Oh, and if you want more than two, maybe three drinks, come into the cafe. Do NOT order $50-90 worth of drinks and food in our drive through.

Do you realize how rude it is to not even greet the people providing you a service? I understand you’re in a rush, but common courtesy should be a given. How would you feel if I didn’t greet you but barked at you “what do you want”? And get off your effing phones when you’re trying to order.

1. There are so many more important things in the world to prioritize. Stop disregarding everything happening around you, and then maybe a frappuccino won't be the biggest deal.

2. Do.you.see.how.many.drinks.i.have.behind.me.

3. Why would you order something without fully understanding what it even is?

That’s too many shots.

Oh wait I do say that bahahahah

No you can’t order to more frapps from the window

No, I don’t know where your fucking food is and I sure as shit can’t get you a fork... I don’t know where your mobile order is that you sent in just now. I’m on DRIVE THRU BAR. Which means I’m not the person to see about any of the aforementioned shit. Go bitch about your drink on Google reviews, dammit!!

No foam means it's not technically a latte anymore. Why don't you just get a coffee and put cream in it?

Please tell me what size you want, also hot or cold, so so i don’t have to ask you and it saves whats left of my brain cells from dying

Please feel free to continue it