She arrives at the window with two phones. One being her friend’s who is sitting in the passenger seat of Karen’s car.

K: I have two orders & I will be using different cards for them

Me: not a problem! May I see one of your sbux cards to scan for your happy hour discount?

K: okay this one is for this order, this one is for this order

Me: oh, I’m only scanning for your discount. Neither card will be charged unless you specify which one for which order.

K: UGH NO WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING I WANT THIS DISCOUNT ON THIS ON AND THIS OTHER ONE ON THE OTHER

Me: ... yes, you will be getting your happy hour discount on both orders regardless of which card I scan first.

K: WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT YOURE MAKING THIS COMPLICATED

Me: ...

Me: okay so that’ll be 4.45 for the first one & 4.95 for the second one

K: omg thank you sm LOL ILY HAVE AN AMAZING DAY

ME: ... wut ??