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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

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Full History - 2020 - 02 - 07 - ID#f0bd5z

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Is there a Male version of "Karen"? (self.starbucksbaristas)

submitted by spicypotatogurl

If so, what do we call him?

canigetaventiuh 21 points 3y ago

Ours is a man named Arthur. Drinks a coffee misto in a mug with a warmed butter croissant on a plate with a knife and fork. We all know this, but he doesn't bother to tell green beans that he wants his shit for here, then yells at them when his shit comes to go. Like, if you've never seen the barista before why would you assume they know your order?

spicypotatogurl [OP] 18 points 3y ago

I hate when obnoxious regulars assume the poor green beans know their orders. It's so annoying.

stephanie-420 7 points 3y ago

Or when early morning regulars assume I know their drinks even though I hardly ever see them! Or when someone orders something from someone else and comes up and starts talking to me like I’m the other partner they talked to, even though I’ve never seen them in my life, and act really annoyed when I don’t know what they ordered.

spicypotatogurl [OP] 7 points 3y ago

I've written about this before but there's one regular we have who gets a pretty complicated drink through the drive-thru and she'll be like, "Hey it's Tonya, I'm getting my usual", and drive off. Like what the hell. Why would you assume there's someone on the floor who knows you and your order?? Don't do that obnoxious, entitled BS.

and-i-oooppp 4 points 3y ago

Theres this one customer that goes “hey it’s- *insert name here* and expects all of us to know her order.

hailiesandersl 2 points 3y ago

one guy comes through our drive thru and says “i want my wife’s drink,” and I’m like “sir, i don’t know what that is, would you mind telling me” and this bitch has the audacity to respond with “wow, go find someone that DOES” and then speeds off... like ????

Aavocadhoes 10 points 3y ago

Chad?

cholispice 5 points 3y ago

Todd.

Apprehensive_Witness 4 points 3y ago

Kyle?

thatrandomguy565 7 points 3y ago

No Kyle is the guy who drinks too much monster energy

spicypotatogurl [OP] 8 points 3y ago

I have a Kyle who always mobile orders 2 Trenta cold brews, no water and no ice. Lol

Apprehensive_Witness 2 points 3y ago

Or Brendan

MiniAussieMom82 3 points 3y ago

I think they’re called Kyles generally, but any basic white boy name will do... Chris, Chad, Don, Blake, Brendan, etc...

dnpsdnps 3 points 3y ago

Bob, John, Dale

Jsquaredz 2 points 3y ago

His name is Jody. He’s also the same guy that is stealing your girlfriend when you’re deployed overseas.

[deleted] 2 points 3y ago

Fucking Jody man........I feel this.

dhorner017 1 points 3y ago

Mike.

MysticalGnar 1 points 3y ago

Todd and Chad.

[deleted] 1 points 3y ago

John ?

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