The amount of stories I have regarding the kids is incredible at this point, but I figured this one would be nice to share, since yesterday was Valentine’s Day.
Oh, young love, and uncensored public displays of affection by 16 year olds :,) I was on the drive through bar in the middle of the after school rush, and even though making the gremlin’s drinks wasn’t my job, I couldn’t help but be distracted by the two children with their tongues down each others throats only feet away. And my poor coworker Chelsea, responsible for the endless venti waters and caramel fraps being ordered at rapid speed, had no other view than this one.
Listen, this shit is disgusting. Honestly! I don’t care if you’re 16 or 61!!! It’s a distraction and honestly no one wants to see that. So I waited for my moment. There they were, in their own little world, and I let out a little “hey!” That time wasn’t loud enough, so I said it again, with my chest this time, “HEY!”
They stop, look at me dumbfounded, the boy with a smirk and the poor girl beet red, and all I said was...
“Love is beautiful. Please do not make out in my lobby”
The lil girl’s friend that was third wheeling seemed impressed...the couple, not so much