Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind
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Dragonfruit (self.starbucksbaristas)
submitted by _book_queen
Customer: can I get a venti mango dragonfruit but can you dilute the water?
Me: I’m sorry, what?
Customer: can you dilute the water?
Me: did you want less water??
Customer: no. Can you dilute the water?
Me: I’m sorry, I’m not understanding what you want.
Customer: forget it. Make it how you normally do.
Me: uhh... alright
Me: I’m sorry, what?
Customer: can you dilute the water?
Me: did you want less water??
Customer: no. Can you dilute the water?
Me: I’m sorry, I’m not understanding what you want.
Customer: forget it. Make it how you normally do.
Me: uhh... alright
lowlifenaoko 74 points 3y ago
How does one dilute the already diluted
jqj29 31 points 3y ago
How does one dilute the diluter
indigod0g 14 points 3y ago
I use the diluter to dilute the dilutee
xEman26x 53 points 3y ago
Had a customer come in today and ask for a grande chai and I asked him the brewed tea or tea latte and he said the coffee not the tea latte and right then and there I knew that this mf had no clue what he really was ordering so I was like oh the coffee and I rung him for the chai tea latte and we went about our day
xnovakiins 33 points 3y ago
this is why I don't ask questions anymore lmao
_book_queen [OP] 4 points 3y ago
My favorite is when people come in and go “can i get a venti hot mocha frappachino?”
silversungoddess 1 points 3y ago
Yeah I got this for the first time last night. The person asked about coffee in it. It’s not chai flavored coffee. Lol
Arianasagapo 1 points 3y ago
Bruh lmfaoooooo
petegaveglia 39 points 3y ago
Someone asked me make it without the mango once... when i told them its pre mixed they got mad at me and said i was the first starbucks to not do it for him lmfoa
bwaydood7827 23 points 3y ago
just hands him a cup of water with dragonfruit pieces
qctheqc 1 points 3y ago
Yes lol
LaserTheDead 22 points 3y ago
Dilute... the water??
diabeticsmash 20 points 3y ago
Bruh some people are just stupid. I can guarantee they're thinking they're the smart one
CriticalSheep 15 points 3y ago
I'm taking this as they want extra water...so less refresher? I guess we'll never know
Herry_Up 8 points 3y ago
I thought it meant they wanted LESS water and more mix?
CriticalSheep 12 points 3y ago
Well if they wanted to dilute something it would mean to add more water... but diluting water is an oxymoron so they're just dumb...
Herry_Up 7 points 3y ago
They probably thought they could trick the barista somehow lol
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