I feel like my peak coffee-snob moment was switching my orders to blonde ristretto shots
(edit: I'm a partner and I usually just order cold brew anyway:p)

a true coffeesnob would not even order coffee from starbucks or put all of this syrup crap and caramel in their coffee

Your instantly not a coffee snob if you order your drink with XCR!

naw that’s not a coffee snob that’s a sugar and sweets snob

That’s barely even coffee at that point. Even the third espresso shot is cancelled out by the extra sugar goop.

This person must not like the taste of coffee very much

Short answer: Nope lol

No